So I said, "honey, don't even come near me with your weak-ass selfie game, cishet loser self unless it's to hand me my crown." With gloves, of course, but y'know.
Weak selfie games are not a part of the lesbian agenda, you feel me?

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So I said, "honey, don't even come near me with your weak-ass selfie game, cishet loser self unless it's to hand me my crown." With gloves, of course, but y'know.
Weak selfie games are not a part of the lesbian agenda, you feel me?
bendxsnap
❝ ---i'm about to lose my mind. help me find this in pink, and you'll have my undying gratitude. ❞
bendxsnap liked your post:i think about how many funerals jo has gone to for...
ur reply is what sparked this tbh
operation destroy hot dad is in place
bendxsnap replied to your post “hey i just got back so does anyone want a thi ng”
im sorry laurence & i bug u so much
omg heck thats so far from true
bendxsnap replied to your post:hey i just got back so does anyone want a thi ng
i wa s gonna make u a starter last night but i totally for go t what it was gonna be gDI
omg dont u worry i'll make u a starter bc jo needs a friend rn tbh
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"So, what do you think?"
will Allison ever spell my fucking name right