Veefvee, please don't virtually kill my friend over some drama from months ago. Please keep your head in studies, haters are not important, especially if they're way younger than you. Ik you are mad, and that's normal, but still, it's giving sans fangirl vibes the whole "killing my haters" post. After all, haters are not important, and you're in college, which is WAY more important. Don't put yourself on the same level as others. I'm not saying anything as a hater, but the whole 'teehee I killed my hater' can be categorised as threatening a minor. My friend still did some weird shit, which I'm not excusing her for, but you're a grown up, and should know better than to threaten minors on the internet. ~sincerely, anon
Nah see, if she can make fetish art of me as a "joke" and tell me to kill myself as a "joke," then I can do and say anything I want as long as I say it's a joke! Like this! :D
🚨DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING ART IS A JOKE THAT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! THIS IS ALL FOR LAUGHS! IT'S NOTHING BUT A HARMLESS GOOF!!!🚨
Here's me beating her to death with my good friends! (Featuring @fanaticanon @fern-the-trashy-plant @dee4479 and @bendyartistic !)
Jokes are so funny, aren't they? 😂 I love jokes so much!
I am rather curious, do you guys have any sort of rough ideas for names if you did decide to have children some day?
You know, my favorite name ever is "Scott." I've always thought that if I ever had a son, I'd name him Scott. I love how it sounds, just so quick and crisp on the tongue 😌
Christopher is just straight up avoiding the very idea of having children right now, so he hasn't spent any time thinking about names.
He never even thought he'd get married in the first place! Which is fair, considering his history y'know. So I'm very lucky that he's mine <3
Not really a question on anything big, but just wanted to stop by and say hello. How are things? :P
Hello! Things are good! I'm about to graduate from college in two days! :D
And gog I can't believe it. I'll never have to do schoolwork again (hopefully, I mean my parents are pushing me to go to grad school but I REALLY don't wanna). 90% of my life has been schoolwork, and now I never have to do it again. I literally can't wait for all the free time I'll have to do draw and write and do all the stuff that college has hindered me from doing. Like COLOR-TV!
I mean I still have my animatic of course, but my professor said that she'll let me work on it until September, which is DOABLE. I'm almost to the second chorus! And gog I can't wait to show it to you all, I really hope y'all like it because I'm putting SO MUCH EFFORT into this!!!
Oh yeah and lookie! Remember how I said that I submitted my art to be showcased alongside fellow artists at my college? Well here's a picture of that lmao
My silly cartoony art of Christopher, alongside people's actually good photography and paintings, as well as several complicated research projects ;v;
I'm even in the first few pages too, ughhh lmao
I also made collages of the many many drawings I made for the animatic that I had to put together for the exhibition, and I would show you all them if they weren't unfortunately a spoiler lmao. I want the animatic to be a surprise, at least as well as I can keep this secret!
Hmm, what else... I guess I'm worried about getting a job after college? Because it's gotta be labwork, that was the whole point of getting my bio degree lmao. Hopefully I can score a job working at that national laboratory I visited, because they had positions that seemed interesting. Plus that would be a state job, which is fantastic?? But I'm gonna try not to get my hopes up lmao
Although I'm gonna be honest. If I do get that national lab job, I have no idea what will happen to my activity on this blog. Because I'll have to move there since it's three hours away from where I live, and live on the lab campus. Which wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't a federal facility using a federal network. Apparently they're very strict about what websites you go to. I'm not even allowed to play video games on their network, can you believe that? So what are the chances I can use social media???
So yeah. I want the job, but also I kinda. Don't want the job. Lmao
I care so much about my blog and my online presence man. This stuff keeps me sane, as awful as that is. I need to make things and share them online for people to enjoy, it's just so much more natural to me than working in some sterile lab somewhere. *sigh*
Uhhh have I rambled enough? I think I've rambled enough. If I somehow haven't, feel free to ask any specific questions and I'll be happy to answer them lmao
I can't help but just say how frustrating it is to see people always using you as a punching bag for something one way or another.
They need to be doing something productive! Like going outside instead of starting drama online..💀
It reallyyy ain't doing them any favors by starting this lmao.
I agree wholeheartedly.
I guess I'm an easy target because I care a lot about how I'm perceived? But ironically I'm starting to care less and less because of all this shit lmao. I used to react in a big way, which is what they want to satisfy their sadism, but I'm better now because of therapy :>
Like I know I'm not a bad person. You all know I'm not a bad person. Which is very comforting to know, and it's something I take solace in. 😌
Was busy traveling all day and couldn't decide which one to choose.. and I was a little worried maybe other people might've submitted already too...
UH, how does this one sound from the list?
"That's not the worst thing I've ever heard but it's certainly up there."
Did I do this right-?
Send a sentence starter and I'll practice writing a ficlet featuring Christopher and Kennith! {COLOR-TV AU}
“...That’s not the worst thing I’ve ever heard, but it’s certainly up there,” Christopher said after a pause, giving Kennith a flat look.
“Whaaat? Come on, it’s totally a good idea,” Kennith replied with a wide grin, trying his best to sound convincing. Which didn’t go very far when talking to someone like Christopher. “You get your squad together, show up to an episode of COLOR-TV, and do a bunch of team-based challenges together! It’ll be fun!”
Christopher bristled. “They’re not my—” he began indignantly, before taking a breath and trying again. “We are not a squad, as people are so keen on putting it. We’re hardly even friends.” He paused. “Well I suppose the girls are friends, but they just like to follow me around for some ungodly reason.”
Kennith’s head tilted to the side, slightly confused. “If you’re not friends, then why do you like to dance with Winnie, and ask a bunch of favors from Obsequious?”
“Because they’re both idiots who will do what I say.”
“See? You are a squad! You’re clearly the leader!”
“I am not their leader!” Christopher very nearly yelled, much to Kennith’s amusement. While Kennith struggled and failed not to laugh, Christopher took another breath to calm himself. “I do not even want to be associated with those… buffoons. They just so happened to take quite a liking to me, the reason for which I have not the slightest idea. What kinds of friends show up to my mansion uninvited almost every day?!”
“The best kind,” Kennith said with a cheeky wink. “Come on, you said they’ll do anything you ask them to, why not command them to be on the show? They’re obviously gonna do it.”
“They would. But I refuse to take part in it.”
Kennith pouted. “Aww, why not?”
“You’re lucky I’m still even at your studio after the fiasco during my episode,” Christopher reminded him, his tone cold. “I don’t want to do an episode with those two, that’s final. Only disastrous things follow those two, I swear.”
“Oh come on, they can’t be that bad, you’re exaggerating!” Kennith rolled his eyes, thinking Christopher’s clearly just being dramatic. “The first episode featured Obsequious, and that went well! Mostly.”
Christopher folded his arms, glancing away while his eyes narrowed. “Yes, well, apart they’re harmless. But together they just feed into each other’s inane ideas and antics.”
“Aww, cute. I’d ship ‘em.”
“Kennith.”
The TV show host held up his hands defensively. “Alright, alright!” he said with a chuckle. Looks like he’d need to switch tactics and be more lenient, as bad of an idea as that is with Christopher. “What would it take for you to be on the episode, huh? I’m open to negotiating.”
That gave Christopher pause, and he looked back at Kennith curiously. There we go, he’d piqued his interest. Much better.
“...Give me three months of paid vacation, where I don’t need to show up to the studio to be on standby like usual.”
Kennith blanched. “WHAT?! No!”
“Fine, then you won’t get your episode.”
“A week!”
“Four months.”
“Two weeks!”
“Six months.”
“A month!”
“Deal,” Christopher agreed, shaking Kennith’s hand. Judging by the grin on his face, it seemed like he had been aiming for a month this entire time. “A pleasure doing business with you, Kennith.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Kennith grumbled, withdrawing his hand with a pout. That wasn’t a very good deal. Now he had to rework a bunch of potential episodes for the schedule later on. Dammit. “So you’ll ask them?”
“Of course, I am a man of my word.”
“No you’re not.”
“Hahaha,” Christopher laughed, obviously forced. “Oh, Kennith. We both know that as far this arrangement of ours goes, I most certainly am. Unless you would like to abuse—I mean, exercise your power?” he drawled, sarcastic.
Kennith tilted his head up, trying to appear taller as he glared at Christopher. Of course, it didn’t work because Christopher was a foot taller than him, but at least he looked a bit more standoffish. “Depends. Are you actually gonna participate in the episode?”
Christopher put a hand to his chin, humming thoughtfully. “Hmm, I don’t believe that was part of the deal.”
“WHAT?!”
“You said, and I quote, ‘What would it take for you to be on the episode?’ I never said I would participate. I simply agreed to show up,” Christopher replied with one of his signature Cheshire cat smiles.
Kennith stared at him. “You’re a real piece of work, you know that?”
“Naturally.”
Kennith sighed, bringing a hand to his forehead. “What will it take for you to participate in the episode.”
“Another month?”
“No. I can’t just have you not show up to work for that long.”
Christopher hummed. “Hmm, fair enough,” he said with a shrug. As much as he’d like to keep haggling for more, he did want to keep his job. Not because of the money, but because it was the most entertaining thing in his life at the moment, unfortunately. “How about this: during the episode, you are not to yell or rush me in any way. Doing your humiliating challenges is hard enough, I do not need your screeching in addition to that.”
Kennith brought an indignant hand to his chest. “I don’t screech! My voice isn’t screechy, it’s fun!” he protested. In response, Christopher gave him a look without saying anything. “What, you don’t think I sound fun?”
“It’s best if I don’t answer that,” Christopher said flatly. “Are my terms agreeable?”
Kennith rolled his eyes. “Yes, they’re agreeable, fine. I’ll just yell at the other two, I guess.”
“Do as you wish with them, I couldn’t care less.”
That piqued Kennith’s interest. “Would you let me boss them around like they would for you?”
Christopher paused to consider that, before glancing away. “...No.”
“Aww come on, what?? Are they your friends or not?”
“They aren’t my friends, but I’m not just going to let you—”
“So you’re a squad?”
“WE’RE NOT A SQUAD!”
Kennith grinned. “Sure you are. The Monochrome Squad.”
Christopher let out a frustrated groan at the team being given a title. “Don’t call us that!”
