#benjae

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Benji: Why are you making pancakes? We just ordered take out.

Jae: I’m making them for the cat.

Benji: Why are you making pancakes for the cat?

Jae: Because he doesn't know how!

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Jae: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. yo are the definition of dread.

Benji: ... are you okay???

Jae: the cat stole my fucking garlic bread.

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Benji: You alright?

Jae: Yeah, why?

Benji: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

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[over the phone]

Jaewon: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Benjamin: [opens back] Jae, this is a 10 page letter.

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Jaewon: [appears in Benjamin’s field of vision]

Benjamin, thinking: My favorite angel has arrived. He is cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet him in a manner indicative of my appreciation for his existence.

Benjamin: Hey nerd

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Benjamin: Jae don't say a word

Jaewon:

Jaewon: Yeet

Benjamin: I said no words

Jaewon: Oh last week when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word but now suddenly it IS a word because it's convenient for you

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Jaewon: I already slept for 12 hours but I’m still a little tired so I think I’ll shoot for 12 more.

Benjamin: Jae that’s a coma.

Jaewon: Sounds festive.

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Benjamin: Jae help me! I just got bitten by a snake!

Jaewon: *frantically typing on google*

Google: Elevate and apply pressure.

Jaewon, lifting the snake really high: You better apologize.