I wake up, lean over to my right, turn my lamp on, roll back to my original position, stare at the ceiling for a moment to gather my thoughts, casually look to my left and... AHH! JESUS CHRIST, BENNY! I can only assume he’s been perched on my pillow in that casual, judgmental position the entire night waiting for me to wake up to say “you fell asleep early and forgot to feed me... I have the ASPCA, PETA, and Animal Planet’s Twitter handle with a tweet drafted up. You have one more strike. No, no! Don’t worry! Devin fed us but I know who’s supposed to and it’ll be my word against yours.” #bennycat #cat #catsofinstagram #aspca #animalprecinct #annemarielucas #photogenicfeline #photogeniccat #photogenickitty #youcouldstandtoloseapoundortwo #thereisafullbowlofdryfood #youjustdidntgetyournightlycan #calmdown #butdidyoudie (at Inwood, New York)