Last year was my senior year and I had big plans for prom. I knew for a fact that I was going to do a Celebrity ask because I hated every boy at my school. I planned this since my Freshman year and planned on doing Rami Malek but then Boh Rap happened and he got too mainstream and got cast in James Bond so I knew he wouldn’t have time for me. My dad convinced me to ask Kirby Dach, a blackhawks player, and I was down for it. Young, tall, handsome, and homeschooled. It wasn’t until now that I realized, I should have picked Ben Fankhauser. I’ve come to realize that he is my perfect man and if I ever have the chance to meet him, I’m slipping him my phone number, no joke.














