How Deltarune Characters Play Minecraft
Let me introduce you to the minecraft player of your (or at least my) dreams. They've played minecraft since they could hold a controller, can defeat the ender dragon without breaking a sweat, probably competed in a tournament somewhere and won. This child is a god amongst mortals and they want you to know it.
They can find diamonds within the first 10 minutes of playing the game, they're a strip mining expert.
They can't build. Their house is a small dirt shack, their farm is basically hoed dirt with wheat, carrots, and MAYBE sugar cane. There are two sheep and two pigs. They have a dog.
Is okay enough at redstone that people like me will bow and quiver in their presence.
You've met minecraft player of your dreams, now meet your worst enemy.
She has never played a full game on survival, has never truly beat the ender dragon, and has no clue how to mine. She just gets lost constantly because she only carries like 10 torches on her because, "I'm Susie I don't need any lame ass torches" and, "I can find my way out I'll be fine."
Shes never actually found diamonds she just gets them on creative. She also griefs your builds because she finds your frustration funny.
Doesn't play minecraft by herself, the game isn't entertaining unless shes ruining someone's day.
Red stone will make her cry, but she loves enchanting (even if she always cheats for the lapis)
If you think Noelle is afraid of caves, mobs, nighttime, builds that naturally spawn, and literally everything else, you're correct. She used to play with Kris growing up and they did all the hard work, she just built mediocre houses and picked flowers.
A god a farming. She has well kept animals and a gorgeous field of plants both for eating and beauty.
She always has that one texture pack with the really nice looking flowers on.
Has two girl dogs and they are married.
She was the type to roleplay or play pretend while Kris just went along with it.
Has never touched TNT, redstone, or lapis in her life, and she likes it that way
Only plays to use the elytra (???) wings.
He makes giant towers and covers them in lava, they're such an eyesore but they're all over the world. They make his game lag and he is completely fine with that, he will continue to make more.
Has no clue how anything works.
Has never been off creative.
He makes his houses out of gold, diamonds, emeralds, etc. They are also an eyesore. Just giant, basically empty, bright blue, rectangles that sit in the middle of the world. He doesn't even sleep in them. He adds like 4 chests and one of them has a ton of speed potions in it.
"What?? Redstone exists?? I thought that was a myth."
Digs straight down just because people tell him not to.
The most mediocre minecraft player in the history of ever. He knows all of the super cool tricks but he never does them right, entered a tournament and came in last, has never had a cat.
This man doesn't play on creative because "that's not the TRUE gamer way Kris !"
Cannot use redstone, he tried for weeks but he just cannot get the hang of it. He is very jealous of people who can, but will never admit that outloud.
His luck is terrible. He dies while mining constantly because of RNG, it's so sad.
Has never gone mining once, he makes Kris do it.
His builds?? Incredible. He Is The Master Builder alright??
Everything looks realistic and is still functional. While Kris is slaving in the mines and Susie is gathering (read hunting) animals, Ralsei is slaving away making a 5 story castle with a working refrigerator.
Does apologize for the time it takes him to make the build but it only takes him like an hour maybe hour and a half max?? He is truly talented.
This fluffy angel has never touched a sword a day in his life. He is, in fact, terrified of creepers. When he's playing by himself he's playing on peaceful. Has not defeated the ender dragon. Does own too many cats.
Is nowhere near god tier with redstone but WAAAY better than average. Ralsei helps Kris with their own redstone builds and its wholesome.
Can Use Lapis But Doesn't, Cannot Use TNT And He Likes It That Way.
Dream walked so she could run. God tier at everything she does. An icon.
Has the record for speed running minecraft, everytime someone beats her time she just one ups them, it's amazing.
Her downfall? Mediocre builder, is a griefer.
If she put the effort in then her builds would be great. I mean, her builds are a bit more than subpar because of the redstone in them, but they're pretty basic for the most part.
Queen enjoys making everybody else miserable, she doesn't care If you can't take it, either get with the program or don't play with her. She wants to terrorize you, if you build she'll find it and light it on fire, place a chest and she'll raid it for everything it's worth, she'll slaughter all of your dogs horses and cats in cold blood.
"LMAO Its Called Getting Gud Loser"
[none of these characters know how to make potions and it shows]
I'll Do More Characters If I Feel Like It
