I totally forgot I collected all of these a couple of months ago... Enjoy
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Josua: What time is it?
Mäskis-Gunnar: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Mäskis-Gunnar: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Kurt: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Mäskis-Gunnar: It’s 2 am
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Kurt: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Kenneth: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Klas, deer!"
Kurt: ...And what did Klas do?
Kenneth: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
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Mäskis-Gunnar: Mint is just cold spicy.
Kurt: ...
Kurt: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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Gita, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Berit, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Margita, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Josua, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Kenneth: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Klas: You and me!
Kenneth: *tearing up* Ok.
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Berit: I fell—
Kurt: From heaven?
Berit: No, I literally fell—
Kurt: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Berit: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Kurt: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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*talking on the phone*
Gita: Remember how I said that Margita and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Berit: Yeah…
Gita: Well, we’re in jail.
Berit: *hangs up*
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Mäskis-Gunnar: The Ocean is a soup.
Josua:
Josua: Do elaborate.
Mäskis-Gunnar: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Josua: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Mäskis-Gunnar: *Tilts head*
Josua: The Ocean is a Soup.
Mäskis-Gunnar: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Josua: I’m totally useless.
Kurt: You’re not totally useless.
Kurt: You can be used as a bad example.
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Kenneth: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Klas: For the dogs.
Kenneth: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Klas: They don't know how.
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Mäskis-Gunnar: Wanna hear some dark humor.
Kurt: Yeah, I love dark humor.
Mäskis-Gunnar: Alright.
Mäskis-Gunnar: *Turns off the lights*
Mäskis-Gunnar: Knock knock.
Kurt: Turn the damn lights back on.
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Gita: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Margita: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Berit: I hate you sometimes.
Kurt: Well according to this picture Josua drew of us holding hands that's not true.
Berit: Kurt, you drew that.
Kurt: That doesn't matter.
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Gita: *pulls back the curtain while Margita is showering*
Gita: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
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Josua: Hi, who's this? Mäskis-Gunnar changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Kurt: What's mine?
Josua: Dwarf.
Kurt: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Josua: Oh, hey dad.
Kurt: FUCK!
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Josua: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Kurt: You’re an idiot.
Mäskis-Gunnar: That’s the charm.
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Berit: Klas learned how to fold origami penguins from Kenneth the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.
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Kurt: Punch me in the face.
Berit: ...Punch you?
Kurt: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Berit: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Kurt: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you had a fake ID.
Josua: *Incoherent mumbling*
Kurt: Huh?
Josua: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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There are so many more from where that came from... Let me know if you want more! And please feel free to do some yourself! The more the merrier :D
