#bestpickuplineever

[royalbks]

No comment. #superman #clarkkent #bestpickuplineever

[jlrpapa-blog]

Best pick up line ever!!!! I wonder if it'll work!!!???😂😂😂 #uranus #bestpickuplineever #iaintsayingthat #bahaha

[kassasaki555]

I'm lost... can I go home with you? #bestpickuplineever @socal_sumopits 😍🏡

[petitesizedgeek-blog]

For all the science nerds out there

If you ever like a girl just simply use this pickup line

“Do you have 11 proton, because you are sodium fine.”

If she/he’s smart it’ll either make her/him giggle, hit you, or swoon.

If she/he’s dumb then you can use that as blackmail to force her/him to date you

[lomhalom]

Dating in the technocracy

Hallod, ha tinderen lennél, jobbra húználak

[akukoricagyermeke]

cigány: mit szólnál ha ellopnám a telefonod?

lány:

cigány: megvernél, mi?

lány: öhmm, ja...

cigány: na csak beszélgetni szerettem vóna ám...!

[blazeydaisy]

One day I want to go up to someone and whisper in a husky voice, "Domingo en fuego" in their ear and no one but me would know that its actually a tøp reference and they'd think that I said something sexy in Spanish ;)

[empirical-daydream]

"Lets play titanic, you be the iceberg and I'll go down"

- Michael Clifford