Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
Sinbad. And he doesn’t just leave them on the floor. On the sofa, kitchen tables, in the dishwasher (???). Ja’far wonders what the hell Sin does while ditching his clothes tbh xD
forgets to run the dish washer
Sinbaaaad. Ja’far leaves this to him ’coz it’s supposed to be easy work but Sinbad doesn’t even try. Which is why Ja’far bought several sets of plates spoons and forks even though they rarely get guests at their place
Sinbad does. It’s the least he can do.
drives when they’re going somewhere
It depends. Going somewhere is usually Sinbad while going home from somewhere is Ja’far (forever the designated driver ; u ;)
Ja’far. It’s one of his stress relieving activities.
falls asleep with the TV on
With his busy work schedule and pain in the ass husband it’s no surprise that Ja’far’s tv time is mostly spent on sleeping. Sin carries him to bed after tho (u v u)
gets to use the bathroom first
Ja’far’s quicker at waking up so he gets first dibs. He’s quick to use the bathroom though.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
Sinbad’s sort of sensitive to the cold (remember that episode/chapter where he uses Masrur as a shield from the wind?) while Ja’far’s just plain indifferent so Sinbad.
sets up holiday decorations
Ja’far does it, albeit reluctantly, He doesn’t want to, but Sin somehow convinces him to.
Sinbad. Ja’far got sick of reminding him all the time so he always tells him that if they blow a fuse, Sin’s gonna have to do something about it.
uses the bathroom with the door open
SINBAD. NEED I SAY MORE??
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
Ja’far. He fixes the pluming himself. Sinbad tried fixing it once and their kitchen flooded.