Apr 27, 2019
you: haunting of hill house
me, an intellectual:
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you: haunting of hill house
me, an intellectual:
i have a real life teaching job now????????? i start monday ???????????
this kid came at me with the most tumblr-esque shit the other day she was like “why are you, an adult, arguing with me, a child” as if i’m not her fucking english teacher telling her that she can’t turn up to class 45 mins late and stoned as a witch
one of my students told me i look like captain marvel maybe children (and my jawline) are the future
me: i have lots of female friends who are prettier than me but why am i only jealous of this one female friend in particular?
me: why do i get weird when she gets lots of male attention and not when it happens to other female friends?
me: guess i'm just an awful person
me, remembering i'm a bisexual fuckwit: oh right
stage 1: i dont wear makeup im not like other girls
stage 2: i absoLUTELY wear makeup and my eyeliner is sharp enough to kill a man why tf would u shame me for wearing it
stage 3: while there is nothing wrong with wearing makeup should i choose to, i also acknowledge the insidious way that the beauty industry capitalises on my insecurities and equates hating my appearance/covering my natural self with empowerment
o god i tweeted jerry seinfeld last night ........ some people get drunk and text their ex but i tweet the creator of bee movie demanding to know what barry b. benson’s middle name is because i, and i quote, “have a gun to my head”
o god i just realised that the reason i find it hard to make friends is bc im fundamentally unlikeable