#bettercallcipher

[bettercallcipher]

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Found footage of AEDES ELYSIAE!!!!! TODAY ONLY!!!!! TEXT ME FOR THE PRICE!!!!

[bettercallcipher]

*looks around and whispers*

Do you have some pictures of... Phainon?

(@starstruck-trailblazer)

Wo-hoo, what do we got here! Gray Mystery, you are a full of surprises...! Let's just say, I miiiight have what you want, but not for free... And not for money either... What can you offer?

[bettercallcipher]

Hello there~

My name is Cipher and I will be your guide into the depth of the Holy City, bathing in Kephale's light... As you'll be experiencing what it means to be the real citizen of Okhema, unfortunately I won't be near to guide you! You know, the Titans are leading those who believe and... well, enough chit chat, I'm a busy person! There are so many visitors DYING to know more about... places for tourism. Here, you can have this manual! Here you may find every answer to your question! Just remember, that for it to work, you need to believe very-very hard that it's true! C'mon, don't be shy! See ya!

Cipher hands you a notebook with a smiling kitty drawing on it and vanishes into thin air.

[bettercallcipher]

Hahaha! A trickster! Amazing to see! So, sly cat, how about engaging with a trickster from beyond the sky?

-@ahathelaughterofficial

Wo-hooo! Well and what if I said I don't mind? But you must know, my time is money, so think twice... Hehehe~

[bettercallcipher]

"Hello Miss Trickery, how much for a tour of this simulation city?" The Puppet stands before her, looking more like a hologram this time "As well as maybe buy a few presents for Madam Herta of course"

"Huh?? Heya... You look kinda... new here, arentcha? Nah..! Doesn't matter, I've been outta town for a while! I'm a busy cat..."

Cipher looks at the hologram. It gives her an uneasy feeling and a desire to tap it with her hand...

"The Holy City tour will be 5000... 5600 Balance coins! You can also pay extra for the guide with the best shops to get your presents in... You're lucky to stumble upon me, since I'm ancient enough to be a witness of almost all major events. And you're lucky that I've also written a guide based on what I've witnessed!"

[bettercallcipher]

Cat...

You!! You better leave and give up before I'll kick your ass!

[bettercallcipher]

EVERYONE!!!

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One and only Kremnoan bloody gem for the humble price of 5729 balance coins!!

Hurry up before I leave the city~

[bettercallcipher]

An orange cat wearing anon shades, a small purple backpack with wings stitched on and a gray hoodie approaches Cipher with a wide smile. "Hello!.." The cat sits in front of Cipher, thinking of what to call her.

"...Big cat!" >^‸ ‸^!< The cat chooses that as her nickname. The cat waves their little paw in greeting. >^‸ ‸^n

@cat-that-enjoys-anonymity

Cipher starts grinning the moment she sees the CAT. She immediately sits, rubbing their ears.

"Hii, little one~. I've been sooo busy I missed a new kitty?! You hungry? I've got some freshly fried fishy stol- borrowed from the local market!~ It's free, but just for you"