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Lemme paint you guys a picture. Me and my bf live in the south. Where pollen is practically beating the shit out of us. Its a really nice day out. My bf asks if we can take a walk in the park. He knows I hate outside. He knows both of our allergies have been wrecking us. He's begging if we can go. Offers a joint as a peace offering. Has the puppy eyes and everything. I give in and say yes.

Now we were at the park. We're an allergen mess, we both had masks but we were still constantly sneezing and wiping our eyes. Bf is as happy as he can be despite our suffering. It was worth it to see him have a great time but we are absolutely WRECKED right now. I'm taking so much benedryl tonight

#bf obvs #he is a puppy #never knew i would love him saying 'you're such a sneezy girl! 🥺' so much but here we are

My bfs allergies have been killing him lately and its such a treat. Like when he was in a sneezing fit and stumbling to his tissue box, just to catch the fourth one in a tissue. Or how last night, he sneezed so hard he actually wobbled and looked super dazed. And the 👏congested👏snoring. Although I was genuinely about to wake him up and asked if he wanted me to get him some decongestants at like 3 AM, because he was insanely stuffed up.

#bf obvs #allergies #snz kink #snzblr

bf had a whole snz fit. Like actually 6 or 7. I blessed him each time but by number 5, I was saying "Y-Ya alright??"

After the last one, I said "You okay?" And he said "I thigk so?" In the STUFFIEST voice. I really almost died, right then and there i tell u hwat

#bf obvs #god he's just...#🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

himbo rights himbo rights

#sick bf obvs #bf obvs #sir-

Bf is pretty much over his cold but he's still stuffy and sniffly. I had the lovely pleasure of turning around right when he was hovering the tissue over his face for a few seconds, gasping silently until he finally let out the snz. I had to turn again to hide my face, oop.

#bf obvs #sick bf obvs

*my vanilla bf blowing his nose*

Me on the outside: "nice 😐"

Me on the inside: "nice 😌"

#GOD I'm a whole freak #someone take me out #with a sniper #bf obvs

Bf: *snz*

Me: "tissues are in the bedroom"

Bf: "No, I want paper towel."

Me: "Nooo, that's gonna be rough."

Bf: "I need the quicker picker upper."

Me: "......."

Bf: ".....I'm sorry."