#bhcz5

[bugmenhighcommand]

What in the name of the War Slug Threnglemog is going on in the Terran system. We’ve been intercepting the oddest distress signals for a week now. What’s all this talk about ice trenches and warmies? Why are we even asking, these are the same idiots who thought nuking mars would create a livable atmosphere. Whatever the answer is I’m sure it would be funny were Terrans not such destructive creatures.

[bugmenhighcommand]

We at High Command are really concerned for our antennae operators right now, they’re on duty listening to ongoing events. Everytime I see them their antennae are hanging limply and their wings are swishing loosely. I stopped to chat with one over Buzzfly Juice and they talked to me about the trenches never ending like the war, how soldiers would go mad and try to burrow to the surface with their hands clawing them into stumps against the ceiling. What’s the reasoning behind all this misery? what prize could possibly be worth this?

[bugmenhighcommand]

High Command has a thrilling announcement for Terran's. With our Durakeratin reinforced synthihabs we can replicate the perfect atmosphere wherever we colonise. where do you come into this dear reader? Our antennae operators speak of how you brag about the rough conditions you survive on a daily basis, and how little you get in return. So why don’t you work for us? After you lay down the groundwork on a chosen planet you will be provided with your own land within the synthihab that you helped build! As a world of our invincible insectoid empire you will be fully under the might of our indomitable armies. So why would you fight with a stranger over an ice cave when you could be fighting with your family over the last cube of Maggojell?