#bidetlife

[celineszoges]

We use 142 rolls of toilet paper per year. Bears aren't happy we destroy their forest homes. Sports teams named after bear brands will fund promotion for less wastage of trees and better use of bidets. They will give the bears their forest homes, a bare necessity, and prevent wipe out of forests.

[topsirod]

Ei mulla muuta.

[shatafclean]

[synonym-pie]

So The Son & I installed a bidet. With very little experimentation he discovered that if he turned the knob on the bidet without sitting down he could shoot our cat Leo, who likes to stretch out to sleep at the top of the stairs outside the bathroom.

Quoth The Husband: well, they’re made for pussies, so

[daffodils-things]

I didn't understand why people in other countries were buying so much toilet paper, then I remembered that not everyone has a bidet

[ima90sbaby]

With the scarcity of toilet paper...

BIDETS! They’re not just for the bougie.

Y’all better get your ass one from tushy.com while they’re still on sale and completely out of stock! They’ll ship before 4/20. They even got a travel size ones. Use USABIDET at check out for 10% off.

Your ass is welcome.

(Still gotta clean your toilet nshit though)

[smartfindsusa]

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[horowbath]

A little story we loved seeing. 🤍

Last year @brookelaytonmcnulty won one of our giveaways and passed the HOROW T38P along to her sister @jenna.layton, who was upgrading her bathroom.

Now it’s part of Jenna’s routine, and she recently shared her experience with it. ✨