#big bo

[mosquitooth]

lowkey i cant form an opinion on him

[overdosedalone]

I made a what Supa Strikas or Invincible United character are you quiz

should I make a quiz for other teams

do my MSI quiz too 😉

[orionisthem]

wait lets be real big bo's fatass WON'T survive the Ramadan he's such a BIG BACKKUHH

[theboywonderr]

What the hell...

[irlnorthshaw]

11 & Co. — supa strikas restaurant au!!

did anyone ask for this? no… BUT idc this was so fun to write. i have been cooking this one up for quite a while (no pun intended). my thoughts are still messy and things r for sure bound to change but lets get to it!!!

11 & Co. 🥘 Your next favourite hangout spot! We are immune to bad google reviews and influencers

cozy fusion restaurant

known for their international cuisine, every employee dons a pin of their country flag

speaking of employees… LETS MEET THEM!!!

FRONT OF HOUSE CREW::

when you walk in, ur immediately greeted by the self proclaimed stunning host and maitre d’ himself: el matador!!

yeah dw… the excessive winking and self glaze is part of the “experience” we will sit u down in a minute

and when ur ready to order, our top server north shaw will be there to make u forget this place is severely out of ur budget

unless he’s busy puffing clouds in the bathroom

or maybe ur not too keen on the food for today?? head down to the bar and just chill w our mixologist: cool joe

he hates that u just ordered an espresso martini and he will let you know

no need to freak out over spilled milk!! our busser blok will take care of that… and yes he is scary but we promise he’s nice

that guy wipes the table so clean you unfortunately can see all of ur pores

and unless ur el matador, ur food is in great hands

BACK OF HOUSE CREW::

is that the world’s first executive chef to not cuss everyone out??? YES. THAT’S OUR ONE AND ONLY, DANCING RASTA

we dont know how he stays calm every single day… like sir you’ve been here for more than a decade. PLEASE SNAP!!!

reporting as his right hand, we got our speedy AND steady sous chef: shakes

he will apologise for messing up your eggs benedict and claims he’s new but… its his third year here

voted most likely to set off the fire alarm (as if he hasnt already), we got our line cook twisting tiger

we dont exactly know where the “twisting” nickname came from but he CAN whip egg whites without a mixer

and for the sweet tooth out there, we also have our joyous and whimsical pastry chef klaus!!!

if you ever try to compliment anything he serves… he WILL name his sourdough starter after you

ALL ROUNDER BEAST::

this is big bo and no he is not the manager… although he does do everything and is everywhere. all at once

someone dropped a plate? the kitchen is on fire? theres a leakage? you want to know where the bathroom is? he is your guy

OWNER AND MANAGER::

we do have a manager but he’s too busy in his office most of the time and if he’s not… well you WILL know

our boss, coach, yes we call him that– is the only reason this place has not collapsed

and when he smiles, someone finally clocked in on time

[zeni1098]

Yk I sometimes forget some of these guys are married with kids 💔💔💔 (NOT COMPLAINING 🥹🥹🥹)

Like Rasta and big bo

Like fucking imagine if it gets confirmed if like other players are married with kids or smth 💔💔💔 like Vlad or heaven forbid uber 😭🙏🙏

Like what if liquido and john j Johnson jr are married with babies and we don’t know. (Jk Ik they wouldn’t I’m joking with this bit 🥹🥹)

[itzlyusi22]

Deaths of Supa Strikas Headcanon-💔

Shakes-Lost somewhere or died in the Egypt trap places.

El matador-bathtub death

Tiger-ran over by car

Rasta-fell off a mountain 

Northshow-eaten by shark/squid or drowned

Cool joe-Speaker fell on him

Blok- disease

Big bo- buried 

Eagle eye- eaten by eagle.

Klaus- died by train or butler killed him

Miko- suicide

Liquido-drowned

Riano- killed by his coach

Santos- died in his hometown. Old age.

Technicali- electrocuted by a robot

….

I will do more later just give me players-??

[leovaldezmademetrans]

a sneak peak of them incorrect quotes i was talking of

aren't me and my friends so funny lads