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What are y'all going to tell Lilith? (mostly a question for Lucifer, but also for Charlie)

She comes home and her whole family is pregnant?

Lucifer: I don’t know. I don’t want to hide the baby from her, but I don’t want her to judge that both of us are expecting. So, I’m lost.

Charlie: Well, I don’t think it’s my business to tell her about Dad. I’m just going to tell her about myself and let Dad tell her about his.

Charlie, darling, I know you love Vaggi, and I love her too, but do not let that woman name your baby.

Charlie: I’m sorry! I love you! Please don’t be mad!

Vaggi: Hon, I’m not offended. You’re fine,

that's FOUR babies to name, Lucy. have you asked Alastor his opinions?

Lucifer: I just found out there are 4 of them, of course I haven't let that red freak know. And, no, I haven't gotten his opinion.

(absurd number of babies having people)

hey, Charlie, how are you doing? how's pregnancy treating you?

Charlie: Oh, it’s going wonderfully! I'm feeling like myself again, plus baby!

yeah, lol, Lucy. as skinny as you are, you're going to be showing pretty early

Lucifer: Well, great. Thanks.

lol Bill

It's pretty normal. Unless Lucifer pops out Bill Cipher.

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