I wants it in mah belleh.
Anyone from my hometown of Chester, Nova Scotia knows Big Red’s Pizza. It’s practically an institution in the village. So when we decided to take a trip back recently I had an obvious dilemma. Do I quit the challenge and chow down or stick it out and possibly not be able to eat their pizza again for a very long time because who knows when we’ll be back? I am currently unemployed and broke AF so another plane ticket is out of the question for the foreseeable future.
For anyone not familiar with the joint, Big Red’s pizza has a very unique taste. The sauce is slightly sweet and I dunno what they do to that cheese but it’s ridiculous and now I want it again. SONOFA. There’s nothing like it. So I was given a choice: Don’t eat it and still get the $500, or eat as much as I want while in NS but the payout gets reduced by half to $250. Dafudge? How unfair, actually. Eat pizza for a couple weeks out of a whole year but get HALF the monies? I had some serious pizza-pondering to do.
Well, we’re back in BC and I can proudly say I did not eat Big Red’s pizza or any other pizza in Nova Scotia. If I’m being honest it was really frigging hard because my parents’ house is right down the street and we probably drove past every day we were there. Oh and also we had lunch at a friend’s house and they all had the pizza while I ate the saddest, most delicious sub. I tried hard not to sit down wind of the za waft. Nomsay?
Oh, and one more thing: I have decided that after I collect my dough (LOL) I’m gonna get my Mom to overnight me a whole 16″ round pepperoni pizza. It won’t come close to being $250 and day old pizza ain’t no thang. Loophole FTW.