#billowing capes

[mischievousasgardian]

crack headcanon

I don't like the thunder guy: Cliche departure: Loki spun on his heels, turning his back on his brother, cape billowing from his sudden momentum.

I don't like the thunder guy: Your cape would billow, wouldn't it, Loki.

Howard Stark: It would

Howard Stark: it also does a sassy snap

I don't like the thunder guy: he also has special magic-patented shoes that help him glide at all times.

I don't like the thunder guy: elegant motherfucker