ive only seen like a couple other people even touch the idea ao im not sure if im really cooking or just left the gas on the stove and slowly suffocating to death but like. i cant be the only one who thinks it would be funny. surely. theyre set up perfectly to contrast each other. imagine you're tord, post the end, standard corny red leader fanon like oghh fuck i was dedicating my whole life to this epic robocommunism dictatorship thing and i totally boned it. somehow you end up with this freak old man because evil laboratory rent has been going crazy lately and they need someone to split the bill with. and like okay who else is going to take in the guy whose face is on a million wanted posters plastered all over the city, blowing in the wind gracefully like autumn leaves, if they had some loser's face printed on them. this is your best bet to get out of this alive. and you get to know this fucking guy and it begins to drive you completely insane how he's just like you in all the worst ways. this guy's a fucking idiot, but he's thriving because he's not trying to be anything more. he doesn't even really give a shit, he's just doing this for kicks. you were like that once. where did it all go wrong. jesus fucking christ.
and then you imagine this from the other direction and bings just like wowwww this guy is really good at evil robots... i loveee evil robots we should be bestiesssss i heard you have a massive bounty on your head thats so cool im jealous haha i wish i was wanted dead or alive. can i disassemble your cybernetic arm i won't break anything i promise i just wanna see how it works
