#bird horror

[bruneburg]

from the @riesenlied setting two Artalan Aviatrists and their trained turkey vultures

[artisticmeatpile]

GUYS I NEED UOU TO PICK UP WHAT IM PUTTIH DOWN

LADY FAMINE AND LADY DEATH, 2/4 OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE SO FAR AS KICKASS BIRDS. IS IT PEAK GANG???

[wily-art]

How are the Gaster Blasters of W. D. Gaster?

Still a giant spooky bird.

[deitysphere]

What to do if you are being stalked by a stork.

•Hide your children at all costs. Being followed by a stork means it’s trying to capture your children. If you are not wary, you may never see your children again.

  A stork’s presence interferes with visual and audio equipment such as cameras and microphones, so be on the lookout for malfunctions in recording or listening devices.

•Leave sweets on the window sills. Storks have a fondness of sweets, and this appeasement may be enough for the stork to leave. However, it isn’t to say that another stork won’t come along after.

•Storks are longtime stalkers, and will stalk, even into adulthood, to claim their prey. You must remain vigilant your entire life, your children as well.

•If your child goes missing while you are stalked by a stork, go to the nearest forest where the child was last seen. Storks impale children atop tall trees and feast upon their internal organs.

•Pay attention to the dreams of your child. A family being stalked by a stork will have their minds invaded by the stork, provoking the child into doing as the stork commands.

•In rare cases, a stork will present kidnapped children, usually deceased, to the family being stalked, as an attempt at a trade. Do not accept the child, pretend you never saw the body.

•If you are being stalked by a stork, but have no children, you have either been stalked since you were little, or are in early stages of pregnancy without realizing it. The child of a mother being stalked by a stork, won’t be human at all when it is birthed. 

[quinnkdev]

Lil’ thread I made on Twitter just now (what can I say, it ain’t dying and it’s good for quick thoughts).

Very funny that I already had somebody qrt-ing it, effectively saying “banging up this thread took more time than what I’m complaining about” - You sure about that? How about cumulatively, across the board, between ALL programs we use on the daily? How many ads are those that we’re just not allowed to not see?

[kefnet-attorney-at-bird-law]

"Your Honor, if I may, the defense would like to call its next witness..."

"If it would please Your Honor to stop screaming in horror, the defense would like to examine the witness now..."

[wily-art]

Meanwhile while everyone is freaking out over bird horror I’m more worried about THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE HO SHIT 

Actually I’m sorta surprised more people haven’t poked me over this =U

[wily-art]

-Their hypothetical consensus is fuck that shit-