#bitch anon

[cranberry-branflakes]

“Boyfriend” whatever. I forgot I had her tumblr. Trust me you’re better off. She was telling a bunch of people my brother raped her. She’s not a great person.

welp. ill believe him more than some coward who won't even speak to me off anon :)

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

You are not a fucking dazai stan you fucking stupid bitch go fuck yourself

new account everyone

[guroboy2007]

I AM INTERESTED PLEASE SHARE WHAT YOURE WORKING ON!!

You really shouldn't worry about not being "up to par" with other SaneGen authors lmao. I just write what I like and post it because I know if I like it, somebody else out there probably will too. I'm not gonna lie and say "I'm sure whatever you've written will be amazing!!" bc I've met some awful awful writers in my time. My grandma wrote a book and I couldn't finish the first chapter. It was *that unreadably bad.* But also, she self published that shit, people have paid money for that shit. You can't possibly be worse than her LOL

I got distracted. I'm bitch anon, I'm not good at encouragement. My point ig is everyone in the SaneGen fandom space wants more fanfics *not less* and the only way you improve is by writing. Think about how much time you've spent drawing in your life, I'm sure you've practiced a fuck ton, and consider that many writers have spent that same time writing. Feeling behind is no reason to be discouraged but rather a reason to keep going. You can't write something good if you don't write a million bad things first lol

SURE! It'll be at the end of this ask.

Also... for claiming to be a bitch, you sure are one of the most supportive and kind people I've encountered in this fandom aside from my close friend and boyfriend. Your words mean a lot. I'm really nervous to post my fic, but the encouragement means a lot and ur story about ur grandma made me giggle enough to take my mind off of it.

The plot is a bit corny, but it's my first real writing I've done since I was a kid, so please go easy on me!!

Genya got distracted checking Sanemi out in class and wasn't able to answer his question when he was asked so he got detention and of course there was. Nothing heterosexual OR school-friendly taking place.

I don't wanna spoil the good bits, so here's a part from the beginning.

SCARED. SCARY.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Guess who is back! I know you all missed my perfect face.

Volt, I forgive you for your actions of throwing me out so harshly. You simply don’t understand how these ‘live wires’ are affecting you.

This time I’m not talking about Eddie, mainly because he made such perfection like yourself.

Have you once ever stopped to see that they are constantly messing with you, or trying to get in your pants?

Do they even know you are suffering with this blue form of yours?

- Bitch Anon

Volt takes a deep breath. "It's all part of the fun for that first question. They mean well, I know that. They show respect even with that. You don't. You're just messing with me to get genuine anger. With no respect."

He sits on top of the bar counter. He does not answer the second question. Though there's a glitch of sadness with it before quickly moving on.

"They are mine. I am theirs. There is respect. And there always will be." Volt's voice does not waver.

[doing-something-unholy]

(my slick palm is slicker with your seed. my dick has been wet for a while. you feel the length of it finally pressing on your ass without any layers in between. i draw back, swipe your slickness onto your hole. on, around, inside, just shallowly. it makes me dizzy thinking about how this must feel to you⁠ post-orgasm—almost as dizzy as i have no doubt you are. 

i rub myself against you slow and hard to start. i don't think i can get any harder, but it helps to lube myself up in the wetness between your cheeks, squeeze out a little more precum. it's not a kindness; it'll feel better for me this way, instead of going in dry. 

i can feel your heavy breaths, your drool, your slippery skin. you're sweaty under that collar, those straining buttons. i undo them from the bottom up, but i leave the last couple. with God watching, it'd be uncouth to remove your collar. i move my still-damp hand up to your chin, then your lips. i trace them with my fingertips, the gentlest touch i've given you all night. 

i wipe off the drool. my faithful father. my favorite bitch. i don't say a word, just shove your hips in place. i don't have to say anything. i trust you already know what to do with my hand.)

bitch anon

[I can't stop the shiver up my spine when you touch my hole, along with the shaky gasp of breath. Too sensitive, too eager for it. Praise God, I was worried you'd stop, leave me wanting more. Even though I'm willing, I can tell you're not going to prep me much. It sends a little thrill of apprehension through me, almost overshadowed by arousal. I can't get hard again this soon but that doesn't stop my body from trying when I feel you rut against me.

I gladly accept your hand into my mouth, licking my own seed off of it. Having something in my mouth is nearly hypnotic, the way my eyes flutter shut to focus on submitting. I would happily do anything you wanted, trying to take your fingers down my throat.]

[the-iceni-bitch]

hey nat! i absolutely love your writing, i especially admire the way you write smut ❤️ but hon, i think you rushed the latest part of goddamn prince charming dilf :(

please don't take it as a hate message or anything, i just wanted to tell you how i felt. i love the entire series from the bottom of my heart 💗

love you loads 💕

I’m sorry, how the fuck did you think this was going to make me feel?

I am completely baffled at the delusional mindset that made you think sending this ask was a good idea. Were you hoping I’d agree with you? That I would beg you for advice on the best way to write my story with my characters?

Or were you hoping you’d just kill my muse for the foreseeable future, because congratulations, that’s what you did.

I don’t give a fuck that you supposedly “love” this series. It is my series. I can write it however the fuck I want. And a short little smutty fun romp for one of my celebrations is perfectly acceptable. Jesus Christ, the fucking audacity on you.

I do not know what it is about this series that seems to bring out the most ridiculously entitled bitches, but I swear to fucking god, y’all just can’t help yourselves. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy what I’m writing for them, because if I keep getting shit like this I’m gonna scrap it.

Basically, go fuck yourself with sandpaper. Never, ever send an ask like this to a writer you supposedly love, you goddamn cunt.

[haver-of-wives]

You’re doing great, Tommy! You’re basically already immortal, so what’s the point in making yourself miserable on purpose? Wilbur’s dead, Tubbo’ll be killed if you reach out, nobody else wants you. Dream’s all you have, and trying to fight him? Will just land you months in basically a sensory deprivation chamber, while he just laughs. You’re already hurting and killing the people who loved you, anyways, so why not loosen up a little! - Bitch Anon

SSHUT UP IMNEVER EVER FUCKIGN GIVIGN IN TO DREAM IDONTCARE IF HES ALLIHAVE FUCKYOUFUCKYUO

[2383-lines-of-code]

Stop shipping quality man Dazai Osamu with irrelevant flop side characters who absolutely do not deserve his greatness and beauty

are u glad u took the time out of ur day to send me this 12x? was it worth the effort? I lowkey feel sorry for u if u think that all this hate spam is necessary… chill man, and touch some grass

(also “quality man dazai”-)