#bitchphil

[alienpal]

i follow u on instagram

i was going to be a dick to you but i decided not to 

URL: 10/10 wow 

Icon: 10/10 (twinning how awful are we) 

Theme: 10/10 its so cute pl ease 

Follow my instagram for a blog rate! (plus i may follow you on instagram)

[alienpal]

does this mean u dont like me anymore. do i cry now or l8r 3333

when did i say i ever liked you??? lol 

[alienpal]

becausE this girl was like "omg u should name your worm stardust!1!" and i was set on cream but i was also like bitch wtf just name ur own fucking worm stardust jesus CHRIST stop bossing me around i didnt even ask for ur opinion

if you were really tough you wouldve told the bitch to back off its your worm :/ smh

[alienpal]

this is funny bc in fourth grade we had to own worms for a science project and i named mine cream (its nickname was stardust tho??)

does i look like i care about stardust creamy bitch ass bitch? fck off 

[alienpal]

is the color cream not reasonable enough??? what the FUCK did cream ever do to u. bitch

i have terrible dreams and past lives with cream... please dont mess with me and cream. bitch.

[alienpal]

amber 😒😒

i dont want to notice you :/ send me some REASONABLE colors 

[ufohunt-remade-blog]

MY TUMBLR CRUSH IS NOT BITCHPHIL BC HES A POOP BUT I LOVE HIM ANYWAYS

thats waaay too real man. carter is so cute

send me ur tumblr crushes!!!

[stardustbxbe]

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