#blab.

[beerforaqueer]

Boys night out but I just end up bent over the coffee table with a beer bottle in my cunt

Penalty if I drop it 😋

[beerforaqueer]

(Freeze frame of a sub mid gangbang)

"You see the little guy flailing midair being tackled by the big guy?"

"Yeaaah."

"That's me."

"You're probably wondering how I got myself here in this predicament in the first place"

[beerforaqueer]

Sometimes I think about how funny a dom/sub relationship would be when both have ADHD

"If you pair all your socks instead of throwing them in the drawer you'll get a reward"

Then devolve into:

"Wait what was the reward for this one again?"

"Where did the score chart go?"

"Did you say you'd give me head or did I?"

"Or was that yesterday"

"Shit I forgot to get lube at the store"

"The paddle was JUST HERE"

"WHEN did I put the condoms in the spice drawer"

I could go on 💀

[beerforaqueer]

Can't a guy be a freak in peace?

Sheesh

[beerforaqueer]

Alright, I never thought it would have to come to this but..

*wiggles butt in the air*

ATTENTION!!! HELLO?!?

[beerforaqueer]

Quick lil PSA

CUT, CLEAN and FILE your nails before you finger someone! If you dont have a nail file, scratch your nails on your jeans to buff them out (a tip i learned while rock climbing, of all things) and be careful going all out with it! Just because we see people going ham in porn, doesn't mean whoever you're sleeping with can handle it like you see. Everybody and their body is different and you need to communicate. Communicate, communicate, communicate. Don't spring that on them unless you've communicated and all parties consent. A closed mouth doesn't get fed, yanno?

I say this bc I had this happen to me during a hookup, and had to go to the ER because I couldn't stop bleeding. After being there for 3 hours and finally doing an internal ultrasound they found a 2 cm laceration on my fucking cervix! Fortunately it healed on its own, but i had to be prescribed some pretty decent pain killers and an antibiotic to kinda tolerate it and prevent infection (dirty nails) while I did heal up.

[beerforaqueer]

Yea no I got nothin I just need to be fucked stupid

And then some oh my god

My brain is not working lol