#blabsdump

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I'm in the end of da2 and Carver came to protect me from templars ;;

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the sebastian romance is a piece of shit with the laziest ever writing so im headcanoning the shit out of it

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how the fuck does one person befriend carver its literally

me: “carver darling i love you so much ♥♥♥♥♥”

carver: *disapproves*

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ppl only find curves pretty if you also have thin waist and im pissed give me more aesthetic photos of girls with wide waists and bellies i get it thin waist + big ass n wide hips is pretty but thats not the basic™ criteria of a pretty body not everyone is born like that

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k mutuals anyone wants to sketch trade again?? i’d die for a drawing of esther and seb

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me: *spends years creating a perfect collage of posters on my wall and desk*

me: “i want to rip them all off and set my room on fire”

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stupid uneducated bitches crazy over little dirty babies want me to write a lexically incorrect sentence on their banner

i didnt spent 11 years learning all russian language rules at school and half a year lerning culture of speech at uni for this shit

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i’ve just suddelny bursted in laughter bc i read esther’s name in russian manner by reading english letters as russian ones “yestkher” but the thing is “yest kher” means “eats dick”

esther yest kher

esther eats dick