You ever have someone call you a mutt and you have to resist the greatest urge to just mock them with the most sarcastic, biting tone you could ever muster? Oh of course sir, I'll shut up now sir. I would NEVER want to displease you sir. Here sir, I will bark only at your command. Oh what's that sir? Stop being a sarcastic little bitch? My bad sir, I would NEVER do such a thing, not at all. Especially not when you are right in front of me sir-- Okay so yeah, maybe I'm a bit uh pissed off.
I....Are...are you okay, dude? Need a coffee to talk it over? Or...a tea? A tea sounds like a better option here. Wanna talk it over? Tell me what happened.











