#blaine andersen

[thelegendarybender]

I shouldn't be getting so emotional over this mini Glee reunion pic but here I am...

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Rachel: Yeah, I was embarrassing when I was 15. Who isn’t?

Kurt: You were also embarrassing at 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, last week, yesterday, currently.

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Sebastian: Kurt, can we talk? One 10 to another?

Kurt: I’m an 11, but continue.

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Mercedes: How long have you been sleeping with Blaine?

Kurt: What‽ That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get-why would-I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your-you have-the nerve, the audacity-Blaine is my friend. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how-how do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm? Check and mate.

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Artie (looking at a dog): I read somewhere that dogs know what you’re thinking.

Blaine: Then I should stop thinking about Kurt naked in the shower.

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Kurt: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.

Blaine: Heck.

Kurt: You’re on thin fucking ice!

Kurt: Oh no.

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

“Tell people in lieu of flowers, they can pour jewels into my open coffin.”

-Kurt

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Kurt: The world is so terrible. It really makes you wonder who you can trust.

Blaine: Yourself?

Kurt: *Scoffs* No.