Dec 2, 2011
back story: i am a man. tom delonge is a woman. period.
zach: remember that time i was like "so are me and steven women?"
me: its not that simple. you see, tom is a beautiful, beautiful man. his voice is like angels eating cotton candy and drinking sunny d. he can be whatever his adorable little heart desires. now, you and steven are cool too, and you can tell people you are women all you want. thing is, you can never fully possess the qualities that womanly tom has. im sorry dude. :(
zach: you scare me sometimes
me: im sorry.