#blbcgossip

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Recast Stranger Things with the BLBC members!

Eleven - Athena. After all the shit she’s been through, she’s rising up stronger and stronger each time. Realizing her own powers while also, somehow, still keeping some source of innocence.

Mike Wheeler - Tyson. Seemingly cool and normal till the focus isn’t all on him, then he complains and starts getting all extra.

Dustin Henderson - Gus. Excited bubbly nerd who you can’t help but love and protect at all costs.

Will Byers - Flint. Sad little gay boy carrying some trauma around.

Max Mayfield - Vivian. “Mad Max” would be a perfect nickname for her. She can hold her own with the boys and even liberate her fellow sister who’s been sheltered for far to long to the truth of feminist beauty.

Lucas Sinclair - Niko. He definitely strikes me as the more cautious type.

Steve Harrington - Dom. Cute popular boy who may have a Peter Pan complex to some extent with total possibilities of being that mom friend that’s just waiting to be activated.

Robin - Jack. Sassy, smart, and quick witted.

Nancy Wheeler - Aurora. Tiny but mighty! They look unimposing but they have a hidden fire that’ll get shit done and kick anyone’s ass who gets in the way.

Barb Holland - Christine. Meek, bland, not the brightest, but sweet little thing. Voted most likely to get lost in the upside down and eaten first.

Jonathan Byers - Archie. The well meaning but just sort of there photography fanatic.

Billy Hargrove- Asher. Horny little shit that all the people seem to want to fuck for some reason.

Erica Sinclair - Margot. She’ll call you out on your dumb cringy shit and wear a smirk while doing it.

Joyce Byers - Sadie. She’s an adorable milf who’ll go balls to the wall for her kids.

Jim Hopper - Evan. Ultimate dad to the extreme. Loves his daughter with all his might and another that will go balls to the wall to protect anyone he cares about. Though, a much more fit version. Who wouldn’t want to run into those arms for safety?

Bob Newby - Ziggy. A kind, helping soul that winds up being a favorite by just how much you want to get a hug from him.

Mr. Clarke - Zander. The out of the loop nerd who’s probably unknowingly helped a lot with solving shit with his random knowledge.

Alexei - Anders. Honestly, just because he looks as dorky and can pull off looking like he’s from Russia. Has his superiority complex he begins with but none of the arc.

@athena-donovan @tysonnhartt @gus-amado @flintxbeaumont @viviwestbrooke @nikoxnowak @dominic-c @jxck-thcmxs-rp @xurcrx-mcntgcmery @christinesummershere @thatmanarchie @asherhemmings @xmargot @sadie-ingram @thexkingsley @snowziggy @thatszander @anderslarsson

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a reminder, because it was apparently too hard for you to understand the first time. we do not tolerate ANY homophobic messages. “ playful “ or not. when they are sent in, they will be deleted. keep your NASTY opinions to. your. selves.

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Recast mean girls with the blbc members!

Regina: Margot. Can’t you see her walking around campus owning everything like the queen bee? Because I can.

Karen: Mo. The adorable one who actually has a good heart. 

Gretchen: Xyla. She embodies that self love and owning what she’s got. Very fetch.

Cady: Vivian, because she does come from the wilds of her own and I know she’d go all animal kingdom on anyone’s ass if need be.

Janis: Jack. Need I really explain?

Damien: Flint. The bubbly quippy gay we all love.

Aaron: Dom. Kinda dumb generic pretty boy for the girls to pine after for the sake of the plot. Seems like his perfect role.

Ms. Nordbury: Sylke. Simply because she could pull off that hot teacher look. 

Mrs. George: Toughie but I’m going with Sadie. She seems like she’d want to be the cool mom on a hilarious level.

Coach Carr: Archie. “Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!” sounds like it would just fall naturally from his mouth.

@xmargot @mohini-khan @xyla-v @viviwestbrooke @jxck-thcmxs-rp @flintxbeaumont @dominic-c @sylkewehn @sadie-ingram @thatmanarchie

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Low key want Oliver and Asher to hook up.

Is it really low key if you tell this to me? I think you will have to pull him away from Xyla in order for that to happen. It would be a good twist, though.

@oliverrwonderr @asherhemmings @xyla-v

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Recast Riverdale with blbc members!

My knowledge of the show is basically just the comics so we’re going of that, boos.

Archie Andrews - Evan is the total athlete that people aspire to be and want to be with. Even though he’s popular, he’s a good person and cares about others just as much as he cares about the sport

Betty Cooper -  Lakyn. A sweet and kind personality who seems to feel things more than most people would. Very bubbly and over excitable.

Jughead Jones -  Asher. He’s an odd guy, doesn’t seem to fit into any category, but he has a funny personality so people like his company.

Cheryl Blossom - Beth because of her dominant personality and the people’s urge to be like her. She’s the it girl that everyone wants to be.

Veronica Lodge -  Xyla. That girl will do whatever she can to get what you want. Can be a good thing, but judging by her last relationship going high and dry, usually ends up not going her way.

@thexkingsley @iakyn @asherhemmings @bethany-tompkins @xyla-v

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5 hottest girls in BLBC?

And we can’t answer a question about the boys without giving the girls some love. I could stare into Athena’s eyes forever, maybe while dreaming about Jack’s gorgeous figure. Vivian is so hot. That beachy blond look just does it for me. And we have to acknowledge Xyla. Have you seen her? Last but not least, Mo. She’s stunning with a capital S. 

@jxck-thcmxs-rp @viviwestbrooke @xyla-v @mohini-khan @athena-donovan

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Who do you think are the most and least interesting in New York?

Most would have to go to Chloe with that GMA connections linking her to all the gossip and she can probably give great dishes on those brother’s of her’s. (Holler at your girl, Chloe, if you want to we’re all ears.) Next, Logan, I mean he is the babe of the city with all those successful businesses and I know whenever he gets questioned, we’re all entertained by whatever that comes tumbling out of that pretty mouth. And for number three, I’m going to go out on a limb and say a newcomer, Ramsey. He’s got some potential so that boy not better let me down and regret this high honor.

Least, Hodaya makes it top of my list. In the words of Mean Girls, “Does she even go here?” The woman is never around and with all the talks she has of doing shit, we’ve yet to SEE any. For all we know, she’s spinning lies to seem cooler than she is. Secondly, our artist Ace. For all his fanciful backgrounds and titles, he seems to be resting on that and that just isn’t enough. Separate yourself and show me you aren’t some regurgitated musician copy, please. We already have people playing that card anyways. It’s healthy to step out of your comfort zone. Thirdly, Grace. I see her around without her ever really catching my attention. Like a face int he crowd. I need her to have a scandal or uprising or whatever really in general to set her apart from the thousands living in the city.

@chlcekingsley @loganwolfnyc @mvramsey @hodaya-shapiro-91 @ace-blue-music @graciegraceproctor

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Heard through the grapevine that things got hot and heavy between Asher and Jack, thoughts?

This better mean full on raunchy sex and not middle school “I just got to first base over the shirt” type of meaning. Seems Jack is taking my advice and I applaud you, boo. They do say musicians can often be great lays. Especially the weird ones.

@asherhemmings @jxck-thcmxs-rp