#blbg:chat

[bleedingladiesbikergang]

spoopy stories from the chat

[3/3/15, 10:25:10 PM] Pringles: guys [3/3/15, 10:25:11 PM] Pringles: what if [3/3/15, 10:25:15 PM] Pringles: I wrote about a Skype chat group [3/3/15, 10:25:17 PM] Pringles: of girls [3/3/15, 10:25:28 PM] Pringles: and they mysteriously start dying [3/3/15, 10:25:29 PM] Pringles: one by one [3/3/15, 10:25:34 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: WHO ARE OFFED ONE BY ONE BY MYSTERIOUS AXE MURDERS GHOSTS [3/3/15, 10:25:35 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: ... [3/3/15, 10:25:35 PM] Pringles: not to be portentous [3/3/15, 10:25:37 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: fucking hell ting [3/3/15, 10:25:44 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: I was supposed to be joking [3/3/15, 10:25:50 PM] Pringles: whelp guess no ideas are original anymore [3/3/15, 10:26:07 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: and yeah I would rather you not for reasons [3/3/15, 10:26:13 PM] Pringles: what reasons [3/3/15, 10:26:21 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: staying alive reasons [3/3/15, 10:26:29 PM] Pringles: I mean that would be more fun than I wrote about a Skype chat group of girls and they sent each other catsnaps [3/3/15, 10:26:34 PM] Pringles: like [3/3/15, 10:26:36 PM] Pringles: boooohring [3/3/15, 10:26:49 PM] Pringles: like what is even my conflict [3/3/15, 10:26:56 PM] Dee: LOL [3/3/15, 10:27:05 PM] Pringles: I mean [3/3/15, 10:27:06 PM] pilot: they argue over the Supreme Cat [3/3/15, 10:27:06 PM] Dee: "my cat is cuter" "no MY cat is cuter" [3/3/15, 10:27:07 PM] Pringles: original idea [3/3/15, 10:27:08 PM] Pringles: would be [3/3/15, 10:27:13 PM] Pringles: OMG PILOT AND DEE SAME PERSON [3/3/15, 10:27:14 PM] Pringles: APPARENTLY [3/3/15, 10:27:24 PM] pilot: LOLLL [3/3/15, 10:27:29 PM] pilot: omfg yes what if [3/3/15, 10:27:55 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: But everyone thinks Ting and Rebecca are because roommates duh??? [3/3/15, 10:28:39 PM] pilot: conspiracy theories in a chat: rebecca and ting are the same person, and so is dee and pilot, who is the Real true [3/3/15, 10:28:51 PM] Pringles: but then to throw everyone off [3/3/15, 10:28:55 PM] Pringles: turns out only the cats are just one cat [3/3/15, 10:28:56 PM] pilot: omfg [3/3/15, 10:29:00 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: ahahahahah [3/3/15, 10:29:03 PM] Dee: LMFAOOOOOOO [3/3/15, 10:29:03 PM] Pringles: and the cats have been lying the whole time [3/3/15, 10:29:06 PM] Pringles: they are magical [3/3/15, 10:29:07 PM] Pringles: and also [3/3/15, 10:29:10 PM] pilot: LMFAO [3/3/15, 10:29:11 PM] Pringles: can give you a contract [3/3/15, 10:30:58 PM] Dee: mmm whatcha say plays in background with every reveal

-EIGHT MINUTES LATER -

[3/3/15, 10:38:38 PM] Dee: my question is, who are the people that follow the blbg blog that are not us [3/3/15, 10:38:39 PM] Dee: LOL [3/3/15, 10:38:50 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Ahahahahahah [3/3/15, 10:38:51 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: oh gosh [3/3/15, 10:39:03 PM] A basketball: some blbg fandom out there [3/3/15, 10:39:43 PM] A basketball: "I sHIP DEEKITA!!" "Ting+DeeCat is the only OTP" [3/3/15, 10:40:08 PM] pilot: it's real [3/3/15, 10:40:14 PM] pilot: that's me [3/3/15, 10:40:22 PM] A basketball: LOL [3/3/15, 10:40:32 PM] Dee: LMFAOOOOOOO [3/3/15, 10:40:48 PM] Dee: plot twist all of the other blogs are THE CATS [3/3/15, 10:41:04 PM] pilot: oh my god [3/3/15, 10:41:09 PM] Dee: mmm whatcha say [3/3/15, 10:41:09 PM] A basketball: ting's story is the real thing [3/3/15, 10:41:11 PM] A basketball: the caLOOOOOOO [3/3/15, 10:41:15 PM] A basketball: NDIGUSSDOLGIK

[bleedingladiesbikergang]

Of Peens and Dreams

[9:00:51 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Are you telling me you never had a marshall eriksen type because that is a lie [9:00:58 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: He was marshall eriksen in human form [9:01:02 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: except also doing crazy acrobatic stunts [9:01:09 PM] Dee: JASON SEGELLLL [9:01:18 PM] Dee: you get to see his peen in forgetting sarah marshall 10/10 [9:06:03 PM] Pringles: lmao [9:06:04 PM] Pringles: you do [9:06:05 PM] Pringles: it's true [9:06:10 PM] Pringles: we all looked [9:06:16 PM] Dee: we did [9:06:24 PM] Pringles: also you might be able to see neil Patrick Harris's peen in gone girl [9:06:30 PM] Pringles: if anyone is interested in that [9:06:41 PM] Dee: it's a less attainable peen [9:06:44 PM] Dee: but a peen nonetheless [9:06:59 PM] Pringles: both peens are really unattainable [9:07:00 PM] Pringles: but [9:07:09 PM] Pringles: virtually attainable [9:07:20 PM] Dee: a girl can dream [9:07:29 PM] Dee: i dreeeeam of peenie with the light brown hairrrrr [9:07:31 PM] Pringles: a girl can certainly dream of celeb peens [9:07:38 PM] Pringles: HAHAHAHAHAHA [9:07:40 PM] Pringles: WHAT IS HAPPENING [9:07:53 PM] Dee: borrrrn like a vaaaapor on the summer air [9:07:55 PM] Dee: LMFAO

[bleedingladiesbikergang]

[3/3/15, 6:11:24 PM] Pringles: poopity poop poop

[3/3/15, 6:11:32 PM] Rebecca६ൠ३: oh man don't you love how whatever novel you're not working on is the one you get ideas for

[3/3/15, 6:11:42 PM] Pringles: I have a novel idea

[3/3/15, 6:11:55 PM] Pringles: wanna hear it

[3/3/15, 6:11:55 PM] Dee: OH MAN TING WRITE IT

[3/3/15, 6:11:59 PM] Dee: unless it is

[3/3/15, 6:12:02 PM] Dee: poopity poop poop

[3/3/15, 6:12:07 PM] Pringles: no it's not

[3/3/15, 6:12:14 PM] Pringles: it's pooooooopity poooooop poooooop

[3/3/15, 6:12:14 PM] Dee: omg then yes tell

[3/3/15, 6:12:16 PM] Dee: oh

[3/3/15, 6:12:18 PM] Dee: Dee cries

[bleedingladiesbikergang]

Me when I write erotica

[12:12:31 AM] Ting: me when I wrote erotica [12:12:38 AM] Ting: one person gets on top of another person [12:12:42 AM] Ting: they roll over [12:12:47 AM] Ting: screen fades to black [12:13:02 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Me when I write erotica [12:13:08 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: person touches another person [12:13:12 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: other person: NOPE [12:13:25 AM] Ting: me when I write erotica [12:13:35 AM] Ting: one person starts going for another person's pants [12:13:40 AM] Ting: person starts crying [12:13:43 AM] Ting: screen fades to balck [12:13:50 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Me when I write erotica [12:13:52 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Me: ... [12:13:56 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Document xes out [12:14:11 AM] Ting: me when I write erotica [12:14:17 AM] Ting: one person grabs alcohol [12:14:23 AM] Ting: the other person unzips pants [12:14:27 AM] Ting: a third person turns on TV [12:14:30 AM] Ting: screen fades to black [12:14:41 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Me when I write erotica [12:14:55 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Me: *flashback to accidentally walking in on parents having sex* [12:15:02 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: fade to black [12:15:09 AM] Ting: me when I write erotica [12:15:13 AM] Ting: dee and boomer [12:15:15 AM] Ting: fade to black [12:15:26 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Me when I write erotica [12:15:33 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: "AND THEY TORE AT EACH OTHER LIKE..." [12:15:36 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Cat uses litter box [12:15:40 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Fade to lback [12:15:48 AM] Ting: me when I write erotica [12:15:50 AM] Ting: blbg gpoy [12:15:53 AM] Ting: fade to black [12:16:08 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Me when I write erotica [12:16:17 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Me to wine bottle: Let's get this over with. [12:16:22 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Downs bottle [12:16:23 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: Fades to black [12:17:01 AM] Ting: one more [12:17:06 AM] Ting: me when I write erotica [12:17:09 AM] Ting: ship sherlock and shrek [12:17:11 AM] Ting: fade to black [12:17:25 AM] Ting: #imout [12:17:32 AM] pilot: oH MYGOD [12:17:38 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: ;ajlkdfjlk;asdjfkldsf [12:17:40 AM] Dee: what the actual hell just happened [12:17:40 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: TTIIIING [12:17:43 AM] Camille S: OHMYGOD. YOU GUYS...... [12:17:52 AM] Camille S: PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING AND IM DYING. [12:17:55 AM] pilot: WHAT THE ACTUAL [12:18:01 AM] pilot: SHOULD I BE WORRIED [12:18:10 AM] pilot: BECAUSE I AM VERY [12:18:17 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: My abs hurt [12:18:19 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: And i cried [12:18:33 AM] pilot: YOU ALL NEED JESUS [12:18:37 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: WE HAVE JESUS [12:18:40 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: TWO OF THEM [12:18:42 AM] Rebecca६ൠ३: NEXT DOOR

[bleedingladiesbikergang]

BLBG: Schooling kids

[11:56:02 PM] Dee: oh boy [11:56:09 PM] Dee: time to SCHOOL those kids [11:56:11 PM] Dee: school get it [11:56:13 PM] Dee: because [11:56:14 PM] Dee: you're [11:56:14 PM] Dee: a [11:56:15 PM] Ting: don't know where to start [11:56:15 PM] Dee: teacher [11:56:17 PM] Ting: can you come in for me [11:56:20 PM] pilot: LOL DEE [11:56:29 PM] Dee: that's fine ting just ignore my joke [11:56:36 PM] Ting: lol [11:56:42 PM] Ting: I don't acknowledge bad puns [11:56:48 PM] Dee: Dee cries

[bleedingladiesbikergang]

You can't make this stuff up!

[11:17:58 PM] Pilot: guys i have a word question [11:18:09 PM] Pilot: what's that word for the room with all the screens [11:18:09 PM] Ting: ogawsh [11:18:11 PM] Ting: I'm bad at this [11:18:13 PM] Ting: veranda [11:18:16 PM] Pilot: like [11:18:18 PM] Pilot: tv screens [11:18:18 PM] Dee: sunroom? [11:18:19 PM] Pilot: camera [11:18:24 PM] Ting: oh oh oh [11:18:26 PM] Ting: I got this [11:18:26 PM] Pilot: watching over building [11:18:27 PM] Dee: OH LOL [11:18:31 PM] Ting: I GOT THISSSS [11:18:33 PM] Ting: DON'T [11:18:34 PM] Ting: I [11:18:36 PM] Ting: SURVEILLANCE [11:18:37 PM] Ting: ROOM [11:18:38 PM] Ting: FUCK [11:18:38 PM] Dee: surveillance room? [11:18:38 PM] Ting: YES [11:18:39 PM] Ting: Ting cries [11:18:40 PM] Dee: LOLLL [11:18:40 PM] Pilot: TY [11:18:41 PM] Pilot: LOL [11:18:42 PM] Ting: I BEAT U DEE [11:18:44 PM] Ting: I BEAT UUUUUU [11:18:46 PM] Dee: I had it typed but I didn't wanna steal your thunder [11:18:52 PM] Ting: THANK YOU [11:18:54 PM] Ting: FOR GIVING ME THIS [11:19:01 PM] Dee: LMAO [11:19:03 PM] Pilot: LMAO

[bleedingladiesbikergang]

Sometimes I can't breathe and I barely survive this chat

[bleedingladiesbikergang]

The chat is full of love and support right now and I don't want to interrupt it, but I just wanted to say that I'm so glad that we've all found each other. ;u;