I’m going to cry because I lost my complete first draft of this. I know, I know, save yo mess. Ah well.
Bullet Points:
What’s the deal with introductions?
Hitsugaya has friend applications this is now canon and you cannot convince me otherwise
I SPY THE TOP OF SHINJI’S HEAD COLOR ME EXCITED
Creepiest flashback in the history of flashbacks
What is Uryuu up to?
Sad faces everywhere
We start off with the usual pre-fight intros. What is the deal with this anyway??
Like I don’t get the need to be friendly to someone I want to wail on.
But then we get THE BEST THING EVER!! Gerard wants to be friends.
Awww. Not so fast there Gerard.
Hitsugaya says he’s NOT ACCEPTING ANY NEW FRIEND APPLICATIONS AT THE MOMENT. I like Fox Mulder level want to believe that he has actual friend applications for people to fill out that Rangiku has to sort through for him. Who am I kidding, Rangiku totally wrote the friend application.
As an aside, why are Hitsugaya and Ichigo not besties? They’re both cranky old men way before their time. It’s a match made in heaven. Get on that Rangiku.
Hitsugaya bankais and there are pretty ice flowers wooo. But what’s that I spy??
SHINJI’S FLOPPY HAIR!!! Look, I take what I can get. I just want him and Hiyori talking because I know they have feelings that need to be hashed out. I just feel it in my bones.
What happens next is without a doubt the weirdest thing I’ve seen in Bleach (and that’s saying a lot).
WUT
I *think* that this is going to tie in to Ryuuken coming and having some way to destroy Ywbach (or however you spell that hot mess of a name...don’t care enough to look right now). I dunno. This is so bizarre. So let’s focus on cutie baby Uryuu:
Aww. Flashfoward a little to Uryuu and Ichigo in high school discussing future plans.
Accurate description of Isshin is accurate. Meanwhile watching your dad hack on your mom’s dead body apparently turns you off his profession. Go figure. Lots of cute sad faces follow:
Also check out the detail in these glasses:
Like I can feel those nose pads squeezing my nose and giving me a migraine just by looking at this. Plastic frames Uryuu. They’ll solve that problem.
Uryuu has been out wandering I guess, and Haschwalth comments on his return. Hasch currently has his super future viewing powers and says in Uryuu he sees worry. To which Uryuu responds:
SERIOUSLY??? YOU LOOK SO SHADY RIGHT NOW. He’s so bad at this. Hasch has found all these chits or something that Uryuu has been spreading about THAT HE TOTALLY HAS A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR GUYS. Hasch don’t care. Whatever it is resembles something used by that glove thing Uryuu got from his grandpa. I have no clue what’s really going on here. Any guesses?
Hasch thinks Uryuu’s a traitor (which he’s totally going to be at some point), and then like blows a hole in the wall or something? It doesn’t matter because it’s really all leading up to this:
SAD PUPPY EYES ICHIGO.
They’re totally going to have to fight, aren’t they? I’m not really sure where Kubo is going with this, although I have my suspicions. Now would be a really awesome time for Isshin and Ryuuken to show up. ALSO WHERE IS MY URAHARA/YORUICHI FLASHBACK? Something good is coming, I just know it...
