#bleachedbitch

[designsbykings]

I think this is my future look. Time to stop eating, time to get a eating disorder, get eye surgery and now that I beached my hair time to bleach my skin too lol 😂. Time to find my inner Draco Malfoy. . Disclaimer: it’s a joke for the obese that do not understand my sarcasm and humor. . . #newlook #bleachedbitch #beachblond #drakomalfoy #harrypotter #eyes (at Planet Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEqD5rqB1ha/?igshid=165uv7j1j9ij

[fearprophet]

Head canon: Harley tries to talk about "normal " things crane can relate to, like books for example. So sometimes she will bring up Goodebumps books, because they're "spooky"

That’s ?? so sweet ?? Because ?? She cares ??

Jonathan would spend two hours explaining every error in Goosebumps tbh but it’s the intention that counts.

[badreturns-m]

❋ Your blog is one of my favs ✦ I like seeing you on my dash

❋ Your blog is one of my favs ✦ I like seeing you on my dash

aww i’m so glad you enjoy my blog, thank you so much for sending this in! i love your blog too!!

< @bleachedbitch -- what u like about my writing >

[exnigmatic-a]

bleachedbitch replied to your post “For some reason, I think Riddler would be a good pasta chef and makes...”

Does he like Green Eggs and Ham?

How dare you insult his 92 ingredients fancy ass parsley based green sauce by comparing it to Sam's green eggs and ham lmao

[badreturns-m]

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My muse(s): captain boomerang

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

< @bleachedbitch --  plotting form thing >

[witchcastration]

@bleachedbitch said “that’s gotta change...harley’s gotta teach her the ways of food”

Help her, please.