Idk why but I have this scene in my head. Like you know how guys get all piss baby when they hit on a girl and she's like naw man well this happens to Vanessa and the guys like "Whatever slut I didn't want you anyways." AND THEY're IN THE BODEGA . Usnavi and Ruben turned around, cause they're letting V handle it and they're like "THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY? GET THE FUCK OHT BEFORE I TAKE THIS BAT AND SMASH YOUR HEAD IN" and they cuddle Vanessa the rest of the day.
I think I wrote a fic where Usnavi punches a guy in the face for hitting on Vanessa in front of him...(This was before the whole ot3 thing)
I feel like Usnavi would get really loud and be in the guys face, meanwhile Ruben just hands him the bat and steps back to watch the fun.














