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I Gripped You Tight and Raised You From Eeby Deeby
Blorbo x reader
It's April Fool's, babies, welcome to the thunder dome
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You stood on a cliff, the wind blowing through your hair. There on the edge, silhouetted by the sunset, your beloved: Blorbo. They had asked you to meet them at the cliffs, they had something extremely important to the plot to tell you.
“Blorbo.” You called over the wind, “What was so important that we couldn’t have done this since at the nameless restaurant that we go to and order nothing?”
They turned away from the cliffside, their eyes were all the colors but none of the colors at the same time. They showed all the emotions and none at the same time. Blorbo had always been mysterious, ever since they met again after not seeing each other since their were newborns in the hospital.
“(Y/N)... I have known you for a long time. And the best years of my life have been with you.”
“I am the main character of this fan fiction so of course I am.”
“Even when I, a vampire-angel-werewolf-demon-hunter-superhero, was sent to the depths of the underworld to bring you back to life.” They moved forward, taking your hands in their large/small ones, “You are enchanting.”
Looking towards the ground, you sighed, “But I am insecure. Ever since my entire family was killed in a supernatural accident.”
Tipping you chin up, Blorbo stared at you lovingly, “Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play. Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold... Only shooting stars break the mold.”
“I love you, Blorbo.”
“And I you, Nameless Main Character.”
You share a kiss, the water spraying over the rocks and fireworks going off in the background.
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I had this idea this morning. I promise I’m working on other things!
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But he's MY internationally feared criminal 😌💖
The “depressed girl, with abandonment issues” to “simps for hyper aggressive and possessive, monster men” pipeline is so real
I wish my ex hadn't been such a clown tbh. Not bc I wish I was still with him lmao, but just so I could've experienced my man tending to my curls for me and then use the memory now for inserting my blorbos 😔
All of my F/O's backstorys boil down to "He's a criminal, but uuuuh only bc he was bullied REALLY bad you guys" and idk what that says about me
My blorbos: Deep set mommy issues and subconsciously craving the basic, nurturing love of their mothers as a result
Me, who is both strongly affectionate and nurturing: *exists*
No longer do I live in fear of being labeled an "I cAn fIX HiM" girl. This trope has been around since centuries prior, just under a more refined name: The Eternal Feminine
The concept that not only are women of nearly angelical levels of spiritually and morally pure based on the sole virtue of being women, but that they can use this innate virtue to set whichever man they choose to grace with their affection on a more reputable, uplifted path simply through influence alone