Jul 12
How To Survive Being A Dolphin’s Wingman (Or Die Trying)
TPOM Ship Week 2026, day 5: Stupid together, Oblivious
AO3
Summary:
Private is very perceptive, even more perceptive than Kowalski. (Blowhole/Kowalski)
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from France
seen from Iraq
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Ireland
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Russia
seen from United States
How To Survive Being A Dolphin’s Wingman (Or Die Trying)
TPOM Ship Week 2026, day 5: Stupid together, Oblivious
AO3
Summary:
Private is very perceptive, even more perceptive than Kowalski. (Blowhole/Kowalski)
Skipper: Team, what does “take out mean?”
Private: Food
Marlene: Dating
Rico: Murder
Kowalski: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward
WHEN A GUY TRIES TO PUSH MY HEAD DOWN
sitting here doing cocaine watching the oc it all feels so familiar it feels right
haha oh honey badger i missed you