#bltw

[a-nonbinary-lizard]

Brayden was just teasing me for my commentary during scary movies so I would like to compile my favorites

Me: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCKING FUCK

Me: Leave and call the police! LEAVE! CALL THE POLICE! YOU MOTHER FUCKIN OLD LADY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Me: damnit

Me: She should'a listened to me.

Me: She's dead. She is totally dead.

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Me: Paint me blue and call me a smurf

Me: I can't watch this

Me: But I can't look away

Me: Fucking tits man

[a-nonbinary-lizard]

“LOOK THAT ONE IS A BABY”

[a-nonbinary-lizard]

[a-nonbinary-lizard]

B: I haven't heard the name runescape in many years. Did you ever play it?

Me: Oh hell yeah

B: Oh god I am so fond of you

[a-nonbinary-lizard]

I love how when I told my brother that I was dating Brayden his first reaction was "but I thought you were not into boys at the moment"

[fyeahpublicradio-blog]

Best thing I've heard this week. A Capella Movie Music