guess who got her old Neopets accounts back????????????? This is my kougra Elecktrika 😂 I really want to get an electric blue paint brush for her BUT THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE AHHHHHHHHH
Hank knocks on the door lightly, precisely 7 times in the tune of Shave and a hair cut.
- @hankmccoyhere
Warren groaned, getting up and opening his door, looking very disheveled. Hair messy, wings messy, feathers all over the place. The tips of his wings dragged against the floor. When he saw Hank he stepped forward, leaning into him.
"Mmn,"
"So, yeah, anyway. Where was I?" "You'd just killed your brother with a teacup." "Right. So, he comes back to life-" (Canon!verse)
N/A: special guest: BLUE KITTY, why? BC yes.
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@tieflingteeth
@kurttyfamily
There´s nothing more quintessential than the X-men team up with interdimensional versions of themselves to catch some bad guys. When Selene, the Dark Queen hops into the universe 616, she wasn´t counting with the X-men of that timeline team up with a hero of her own timeline.
The plan couldn´t have been easier to follow even if she tried. She has a magical artifact and will use the second version of the said artifact to cause chaos and destruction- a pretty greedy for her part, but not the most convoluted plan the X-men had to endure- right now, time seems to be the essence.
The X-men of this alternative timeline send their best agent to solve the case. Kitty Pryde, nothing extraordinary can be noted about this version- if you compare with a version of Wolverine who has 4 arms, this Kitty is pretty normal- except by the fact her skin is blue.
"Hello, guys!" she greets them with a big smile, barring on childlike and naivety and 616! Kitty is not too impressed. " My name is Katherine Mary Pryde, nice to meet you," there´s a childlike aura about her, too innocent and really, 616! Kitty can´t help by looking her up and down.
Does this Blue Kitty got her position by her own merits or did someone let her in?
(What cynical thought to have about yourself)
Jean Grey, Scott Summers, Ororo Monroe, Rogue, Kurt, and Kitty have to deal with Selene, the Dark Queen -she doesn´t have a legal surname- and the legal implications as she is being aided by Selene of their timeline.
"That...will be a problem?" Blue Kitty asked still with that cute smile on her front. Too innocent and 616! Kitty is not too keen on seeing such a smile on a carbon copy of her face- minus the blue- too innocent.
Jean is the one to explain the situation. "Our Selene is a political ally to Genosha and Magneto public stated she is not to be bothered by the Avengers or ...us," Jean tsk loudly. "Even Wanda defends that vampire and all because she restores her children, her devotion and gratitude allow Selene to have a free pass" Jean is a bit bitter, to say the least.
Blue Kitty titled her head a little. "I see, in my universe, Jean Grey, used the power of Pheonix to save my family, Wakanda, and revive Scott Summers," Kitty shows her ten fingers. "she resurrect 10 people and even so, she was not above the cosmical laws, Death didn´t mind she resurrect 10 people but it was a question regards courtesy"
They all look at her with wide eyes and Rogue breaks the silence.
"Zaorva?"
Blue Kitty blinks several times and as if finally getting the question, shakes her head, and adds. "Not her, I´m just pointing out that your Selene may not be so above the laws as you may think....well, Zaorva isn´t but she breaks them anyway" she shrugs as if is not a big deal.
Kitty narrows her eyes at her. Too suspicious of her own doppelganger.
"The Selene of my timeline is a woman who says she has nothing to lose, but, refuses to dirty her hands, if she is taking shelter in Genosha...we can either try to take her out or incapacity the impact of her magic" Blue Kitty smartly suggested.
Kurt and the others are pondering this suggestion. They can´t take Selene out of Genosha-not only for political reasons but for reasons as Wanda would kick their asses- therefore, the only solution is to invalidate the two powerful magical items.
Ororo is the one asking a question. "You said this item is powerful, how powerful is it?"
"It can destroy a city, but not a state, however, such destruction may cause IT to take a look and ...no one wants that," Blue Kitty responds looking at Jean as if she wants to say something else.
"I know what you´ll say next, and no, me and the Pheonix hate IT," Jean explains mildly.
Scott now interjects. "You say it can destroy one city, does Selene has a target?"
"I would say Italy....maybe a city of Italy, but, I´m not sure...Selene of my time has a love/hate relationship with her country, however, as she is being helped by, huh, other Selene...maybe it will be a city your Selene
hates?" Blue Kitty suggested and allow the others to digest the information.
They are discussing now events Blue Kitty has no idea.
She smiles even though no one offers insight into what they are truly talking about. 616! Kitty is gazing at her like a Hawk, making Blue Kitty smiling even more.
"What if we use the magic book? We have one and we never use it, plus, Yana has mentioned something about magic artifacts and how to null their powers," Kurt suggested as if this is the most logical option.
Blue Kitty thinks it is but the others disagree.
"Are you kidding meh?" Rogue asked baffled. "Remember last time you touched that damn book? you got crazy and possessed by an evil spirit and tried to throw himself on fire," Rogue shakes her head, "plus I had to kill you with a teacup!" Rogue vehemently vets this idea for this reason alone.
Blue Kitty blinks several times. "Huh, what? What do you mean you killed him with a teacup?"
Rogue waves her hand dismissing the thought. "He resurrects right through it,"
Kurt pipes in. "When I died, God allowed me to come back and he said I´ll gain an upgrade on my power set, that means...I have a regeneration power"
Blue Kitty still blinks at that. Her Pheonix never gave such power to anyone.
Bonus:
The mission is completed. Selene is defeated and no city was destroyed. Blue Kitty completed her mission and now she can return home safely. Kitty Pryde is still gazing at her like a Hawk.
"I know what you´re going to say, you´re not very subtle!" Blue Kitty mutters as Selene is being chained and is traveling a portal to face justice in her original dimension.
"I don´t act like you, you think I acted silly...I´m too girly, but, I captured Selene and completed my mission, if my presence here bothers you, then remember this, I´m not Kitty Pryde, I´m another Kitty Pryde...same soul, different recipient," Blue Kitty replied warmly.
Kitty softens her expression. "Sorry, I didn´t know how to react towards you..."
"That´s ok, I had no fucking clue how to react towards you too" Blue Kitty replied matter-of-factly.
