#bluedragonsoup

[uselessmonsterboy]

You have been blessed by the ferret of good luck and technical longevity. May he protect your electronics for years to come ~

👏👏👏🙏🙏👏👏👏

[draconesinfinitum-blog]

bluedragonsoup replied to your post: *blows dust off this blog* I’ve left this idle for...

*blows dust back onto the blog*

BLUE NO

[spearxwind]

I think that maybe the reason Dan is so intriguing to so many of your followers is the fact that he is pretty much a mystery. All I personally know about Dan is that : #1 he's an average joe #2 he's extremely unlucky and gets vored on a daily basis. #3 ... yeah that's it idk The sense of mystery intrigues many people driving them to create theories and ideas questions etc. Thus: The Dan Craze™ In this essay I will

god i know its all about that sweeb mystery or w/e but....... theres legit nothing to him. theres nothing more than what i say

yall are latching onto something i havent built at all!! everything you say on this ask is all there is to dan 

hes just very unlucky, has nothing special besides being average and no personality other than ‘scared and probably crying’

[uselessmonsterboy]

Love the fact that's it's illegal to be mean to the boye here. You are anything but caring and understanding to my child and u get thrown in a cell 👌

I reserve the rights to be horrible to the child since its my story and i need it now

This blog is safe space for tutelaries

[uselessmonsterboy]

Little man. Babey boi. Precious bean sprout

Thats him! The little bean!!!

[uselessmonsterboy]

Not related to the green bean, but could you draw your danger noodle?

Since theres pics of the noodles here now i just kinda

[uselessmonsterboy]

You know those pictures of ferrets looked pissed off in hoodies???

[uselessmonsterboy]

What're the boys insides like?..,..,,, I mean in the sense of organs, does he have any weird internal anatomy outside his respritory system? Two hearts, lack of a liver, no appendix?

I mean he keeps all his organs he has as a human they just... adjust

The nonessential organs get kinda squished like in monster form he doesnt digest food as fast and stuff but his lungs get much larger to allow for oxygenating the whole massive body and the heart is larger to pump the blood around faster to deliver any healing blood transport along like platelets, white blood cells, etc. His diaphragm is also like double layered to be more secure and powerful

Theres also that secondary breathing route that goes straight to his lungs on his sides when he uses his vents instead