Huh I just had a really stupid experience. Just turned around and some guy was climbing in my window! I often say ‘man, I’m so socially anxious, I think i’d be less scared of getting stabbed in a dark alley’ but I guess I just proved it was true?? I was like ‘UGH MATE, GO ROB SOMEONE ELSE WHO ACTUALLY HAS MONEY’ and he freaked the fuck out and jumped out the window again!
Then I just locked the window and turned the lights back off and went back to the computer. How the fuck has this experience not left me scared AT ALL yet talking to a customer service guy on the phone can make my heartrate hit the roof???
But also its funny to think about how the weird happenings today were all foreshadowing for this, and how my various social anxiety tactics managed to all work in my favour? Like I was all ‘wtf why is someone knocking on my door in the middle of the night’, and was too scared to open it. And then when i heard someone knocking on my WINDOW I just told myself i was imagining things, or it was a bird. But now in retrospect its obvious that the dude thought I was out because all my lights were off and I wasnt making any large amount of noise. Which is also cos of social anxiety, i always use headphones for the computer and dont have the lights on at 2am and stuff cos i dont wanna annoy my neighbours. And he wouldnt have seen me going in or out of the house all week cos I’ve been having A Depression Time. And then I didnt see him when he knocked at the window cos I had a piece of cardboard over it, cos the curtain rail is broken and its been a weirdly sunny winter.
So yeah, a million coincidences of me being a failure at a human being ended up saving me! That and my weird fearlessness in the face of Actual Threat, which probably scared the living daylights out of him. Seriously I didnt even see his face, he just did this absolute piroette on the windowsill and jumped the fuck back out! XD Somehow I actually feel cheered up by this?? It was kinda badass? I was too ‘ugh really, today of all days?’ to even remember that ‘guy in window with knife’ is sort of a threat XD
But also you can bet i will not be able to fuckin sleep now and first thing in the morning I’m calling my support worker and screaming HEY CAN WE BUMP THE MOVING OF HOUSE UP THE PRIORITY LADDER PLZ
I wonder if this is the same guy who smashed the window of the neighbour house last year? Cos that was right after they moved, and it seems this guy likes to capitalize on potentially abandoned houses instead of stabbing me like a man. CMON IVE BEEN CLOSER TO DEATH AT MY OWN HANDS, GEEZ!