#bobweave

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Brocktree: You did it. Southpaw: No, we didn’t! Bobweave: We didn’t do it! Southpaw: What didn’t we do?

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Bobweave, a First-walker

“They certainly are good with questions. I’m going to go kill some breakfast.”

--Bobweave, pg. 82

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Brocktree: Hey, where’s Bobweave and Southpaw? Dotti: They’re playing Hide and Seek. Brocktree: Where? Dotti: I don’t think you understand how the game works.

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Brocktree: So. Brocktree: According to this, you three are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse= Southpaw: We had a bad day. Brocktree: Grand theft auto? Bobweave: It was a pretty bad day? Brocktree: And murder?! Dotti: It was a really bad day.

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Dotti: You're not a Hamburger Helper. You're just a Hamburger Hindrance.

Southpaw: If you're not part of the Hamburger Solution, you're part of the Hamburger Problem.

Bobweave: You're a Hamburden on society.

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Southpaw: I dare you-

Brocktree: Dotti's not allowed to accept dares.

Bobweave: Why not?

Dotti, bowing her head: I have no regard for my own personal safety.

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Ruff: We can’t tell anybody else about this.

Bobweave: I only told Southpaw.

Southpaw: And I told Dotti.

Dotti: And I told many, many people.

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Southpaw: Don’t let Dotti fool you, she’s not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Bobweave: No way

Dotti: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.