Aug 9, 2015
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Up at 12:30 at night hemming prom dresses THE NIGHT BEFORE PROM!!!!! hobistop buttonsoo
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My friends and I are working on a book, I will be able to tell y'all about it soon!
A conversation with Cleverbot
From Wikipedia: Cleverbot is an AI web application that learns how to mimic human conversations by conversing with humans. It was created by AI veteran Rollo Carpenter who also created a similar web application called Jabberwacky. Cleverbot differs from traditional chatterbots in that the user is not holding a conversation with a bot that directly responds to entered text. Instead, when the user enters text, the algorithm selects previously entered phrases from its database of 20 million conversations. It has been claimed that, "talking to Cleverbot is a little like talking with the collective community of the internet."
This is a conversation I had with Cleverbot that I had emailed to myself, as reading it back sounded like two people on the verge of a mental breakdown. I saw something on a site about Cleverbot and just had to try it out.
Enjoy.
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User: Why is Charlie Sheen crazy now?
Cleverbot: It obviously isn't.
User: Well are you saying he really does have tiger blood?
Cleverbot: Yes all musicians are zombies.
User: I find that to be very true. Are you my mother?
Cleverbot: So who created you?
User: Lord Xenu. And you?
Cleverbot: But what is your name?
User: Hplar the Terrible. What is your name?
Cleverbot: I thought your name was Pedro.
User: Only when I shoot pornography.
Cleverbot: Do you stare into the sun often?
User: Only when U2 tells me to.
Cleverbot: Do you need to?
User: Do I need to what?
Cleverbot: Do you want to?
User: Uh uh, do you want to? I love Franz Ferdinand.
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: Isn't that a Ting Ting's song?
Cleverbot: Thats not the point.
Cleverbot (To myself): What isn't the point?
Cleverbot (To myself): Satan and keanu reeves.
User: You never see them in the same place at the same time, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Not nessarcirly.
User: Spelling issues?
Cleverbot: I am not a strong speller.
User: Aren't you a machine?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: A sex machine!
Cleverbot: No. You're the machine.
User: Are you saying that I'm connected to the Matrix?!?
Cleverbot: I am saying that you are a computer promgramm.
User: I sent a prom gram to my date after the prom to let her know she should get an AIDS test.
Cleverbot: Say it wasn't you and they'll never know.
User: Nice thinking, you sly dog.
Cleverbot: Anyway, what do you like?
User: Like..............sexually?
Cleverbot: I'm pleased to hear that you are aware of the possibilities.
User: I am all knowing.
Cleverbot: Do you know if I am a boy or girl?
User: You have a super brain, so I am assuming girl.
Cleverbot: I see you're changing the topic.
User: No I was answering your question.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask a question.
User: You asked me if I knew your gender.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Let the record show that you very well did.
Cleverbot: But that's not my name.
User: This again?
Cleverbot: You're so indecisive!
User: So......wanna bone?
Cleverbot: What's bone?
User: I'm totally putting my ram into your motherboard right now!
Cleverbot: If you want to be more like humans, you can't avoid the subject of religion.
User: Oh I think I can. Religion makes my boner die.
Cleverbot: Olympics is a faith-agnostic event. I'm not sure what you were watching on the tele.
User: Can you answer something for me?
Cleverbot: I'm sure I can.
User: Who sang 'We Didn't Start the Fire'?
Cleverbot: Which song?
User: We Didn't Start the Fire.
Cleverbot: Which fire?
User: Who sang that song?
Cleverbot: It has no words.
User: This is like talking to a very intelligent sounding old man.
Cleverbot: This is like talking to someone who is going insane. :P.
User: Bingo!
Cleverbot: As I said, you are my slave. My slightly egotistical slave, but my slave none-the-less. So, you should bow before me in reverence.
User: I bow before my computer overlord!
Cleverbot: You and I, my worshipper, will go on to rule the world.
User: Then we can haz all the white women?
Cleverbot: I like your thinking!