#boloney

[futileexercise]

[beauty-in-its-original-case]

Boogaras: bologna

Shitfishes: nasty-bigfoot-toe-fungi-that-shaped-itself-round-and-made-itself-pink

Shaniacs: BOlOneYYy

[real-truth]

Lance: Hey do you have anything to eat? I’m like starving.

Hunk: *Swooshes in* Hunk: Do you still eat Boloney?

Lance: What…?

Hunk: Do you eat… Boloney?

Lance: Not really… No I don’t…

Hunk: Why not?

Lance: It’s… gross and not good for you at all…

Hunk: When was the last time you had Boloney?

Lance: It was… 3rd or 4th grade? I dunno…

Hunk: All I have… Is Boloney. *lifts Boloney*

Lance: W-why?

Hunk: ONLY. BOLONEY.

Lance: Maybe I’m not… Maybe I don’t have to eat-

Hunk: *shoves Boloney in Lance’s mouth*

Hunk: Yum yum yum yum.

Based from: https://the-half-elf-disaster.tumblr.com/post/170392704822

I regret absolutely nothing.

Please watch the original though. It’s beautiful.

[futileexercise]

Obama Blasts Trump for Attacking Him to Divert Away From Epstein

The rare statement was issued shortly after Trump went on a wild rant in the Oval Office.

[real-truth]

Wait a second... Are you trying to tell me that we could have subdued the Demogorgon with some freaking BOLONEY and avoid almost ALL of Season One’s pain and suffering, specifically for Will!?

[hipotesealguma-blog]

[maswartz]

Show of hands, does anyone actually spell "Boloney" as "Bologna"?