#bonjamin's quest

[bonjaminfranklin]

I have a magical ability to to get invested in a book’s political plotline and not realize It’s a romance until too late. first time making this mistake with an audiobook and I tell you the difference between reading an out of place cheesy line versus having it said in your own human ear. astronomical. I’m trying to follow their plan to infiltrate a fascist rally and suddenly it’s something out of the 3rd page of AO3 results. why are we talking about someone’s ass. how did we get here. mom pick me up I’m scared

[bonjaminfranklin]

me: [mentions something horrific in passing]

my therapist: ok so that was deeply upsetting for me to hear and it didn’t even happen to me so we’re circling back to that one

[bonjaminfranklin]

I hate the words I’m about to type but my brother keeps trying to twittersplain tumblr to me and I’m boutta white boy punch through some drywall

[bonjaminfranklin]

Hey how bad are my psychical anxiety symptoms that I got food poisoning and didn’t notice for a full day

[bonjaminfranklin]

Did some hourlies today! not very much happened :)

[bonjaminfranklin]

god!! I just realized all of my “friends” who made it their mission to push my physical boundaries were older guys so they uhhhhh new exactly what they were doing

[bonjaminfranklin]

Absolutely nothing stresses me out more than dealing with people who are dishonest so actually I may not be cut out for politics

[bonjaminfranklin]

A toddler pointed at me and laughed which I assumed was bcs I was failing spectacularly to drink a bubble tea around my mask but then they said “they’re not a girl that’s a boy!” like of all the GOLD material I’m giving you right now that’s what you’re jumping on