Every Day I Wake Up

the economy, bro | my art tag | my portfolio | more concept than person, 29, Canada | my ko-fi

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[mobiused]

[helicalsymmetry]

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator

[tothechaos]

[suddenly very embarrassed about walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting] [realizing i know nothing about the soft animal of my body] um . does anyone know how to live a life not spent on their knees. asking for a friend.

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[johnnythehorsepart2]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[once-a-polecat]

Can I just reblog this every single day of pride month? Will my mutuals be annoyed?

[thelioninmybed]

Witch Hat Atelier, but instead of being about a cute little witch who lives in the mountains, it's about a middle-aged alcoholic tormented by a relationship he can't remembe-

FUCK post cancelled

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[cheaphalloweencostume]

clients across the world in all trades have access to smaller jpegs than you can even imagine

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[bonjaminfranklin]

The human body should be less connected imo. Oh so I have two ribs that popped out of place? Yes that is very painful thanks body. Okay moving my arm in anyway cranks that pain up ok ok makes sense. Hm okay ok I see now I have a migraine. Well I don’t see so much since the migraine made vision in one eye blurry. Jaw hort.

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[heylsgowt]