#boobearbri

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white crop tops save lives

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Dates Be Like

*searches for necklace forever* *finds out it's been on actual neck the whole time*

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for three days in a row now my puppy has decided to crawl under my desk and sleep on my feet when i need to go about and do things

i repeat

my dog is unintentionally encouraging my procrastination tendencies

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Heya Babes. ;)

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JENSEN ACKLES IS OFFICIALLY ON TWITTER AND I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

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Established & New Endearments

Darling

Dude Man

Peppercorn

Sweets

Bitch

Senpai

Lieutenant

Satan

The Queen

Baby Girl

Honey Bunches

Phalanges

Peaches n' Cream

Dumpling

Metatron

Doctor

Asshole

Babe

Smalls

Beurre

Boo

Poppy

Granny

Pet

Love

Tim Tam

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The Conversation I Just Had With My Mother Over Supernatural

Me: So the finale last night was really upsetting for literally everyone who watches the show, and probably even some who don't.

Mom: Why, who did you want to win?

Me: ...

Mom: ...

Me: WHAT??

Mom: Did they not win?

Me: ...what are you talking about?

Mom: The Voice! Isn't that what you were talking about?

Me: ...no. Supernatural. And they did not win.

Mom: Oh, did everyone die?

Me: ...

Mom: That's what happens on that show, right? Everyone dies?

Me: ...

Me: *whispers* Too soon mother, too soon...

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7 Hours 40 Minutes & 8 Seconds.

I'm just gonna leave this here.