#bookmemes

[stealthwitch]

Diary of a Redwall Mouse

July 22nd: breakfasted on a lovely array of fresh strawberries and goat’s cheese with honey, oat cakes and barley porridge. For luncheon we feasted on a catch of smoked trout, vegetable stew, and of course a couple of flagons of October Ale

July 23rd: countless deaths

[quirkycatsfatstacks]

[lighthousepigeons]

Nikolai: *Trips on the stairs*

Brandon: Does it hurt?

Nikolai: *Acting tough* Not at all!

Brandon: So no need for me to kiss it better?

Nikolai: It's hurts sooo much, I was confused you see.

[severe-kitty]

Adeline: it's dark i'm scared

Zade: don't worry bae i got this, Sibby?

Sibby: *stomps foot*

Sibby: *sketchers light up*

[lilyysilvaax]

[At Eldorian Royal Hospital]

*All the Twisted men and girls waiting outside*

Rhys : *while passing around the room* God… I want my baby to be safe but my princess to be safe too.

Alex : Calm down Larsen. It is a normal thing.

Rhys : SAYS THE ONE WHO DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HIS WIFE’S WATER BROKE.

Alex :

Christian : Rhys calm down. Have the royals polished away your gruffness?

Rhys : SAYS THE MAN WHO IS GONNA EAT BACK HIS OWN WORDS IN A NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE.

*Everyone hearing Bridget shriek again*

Rhys : That’s it I am going in.

*sees the baby’s head out between Bridget’s legs and faints*

Everyone :

Jules : *clicking a picture* OH NOW THIS IS A STORY ALRIGHT.

[tsunamigongs]

Fourth Wing fake tweets p2 bc these are fun to make lol / Part 1

[justsimpleaestetic]

[battinscnz]

𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑵 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 & 𝑵𝑰𝑲𝑶𝑳𝑨𝑰 𝑺𝑶𝑲𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑽: 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑴 𝑨𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑪