#boomymania

[ancientforgcd]

when @boomymania and @wxndswept need to develop a genuine snese of humor for once in their lives

[wxndswept]

"Rumor: Noun -talk or opinion widely disseminated with no discernible source. Basileus "jerking it to the voice of a TOPS customer service representative over a phone call" cannot be declared a "rumor" as this is not talk widely disseminated amongst the people, only a small select few individuals. Furthermore, there is a creditable source, the audio log between the customer and service representative."

[purehydro]

"That battle-lunatic Harbinger who made an attempt to submerge Liyue's docks by awakening an ancient God is your sibling? Really?"

Embarrassing.

[elatedrails]

@boomymania sent: poppy playtime AU of sparkle when (omg she is a literal talking sentient plushie made of FLESH)

The AU is in the making. It’s gonna be canon before you know it. The concept of Sparkle choosing to live life as a doll forever is interesting. My curiosity has been piqued and my life will be spent on this project for 11 years.

[boomerbutgoo]

The Secret Lovers

There she was covered in blood, dripping from her fingers. She had done it, she had won. The IPC had been crushed, her bug babies were flying all around her. Happily consuming anyone foolish enough to oppose her. Topaz was consumed, Jade had been crushed and all the other Stonehearts lied in ruins! All except one!

Her beloved Aventurine who stood before her. Having professed his love for her after she had dismantled everything that kept him away from her. No more would those contracts and obligations keep him from his true feelings for her!

It was all so perfect! His warm smile, his beautiful eyes, the look of adoration he finally held for her!

"I'm so happy to hear that! I always knew you'd see reason and come to my arms!" It was a dream come true, the attention of Aventurine was right here in her palm. She bit her lip as he pulled her closer. His soft hands placed firmly on her waist.

Dev smiled, with an intention of showing the warmth that she could feel within her "I love you Aven~ We'll be making so many babies together~"

"Of course my queen, but first..." Aventurine leaned in, his lips almost meeting hers. She could feel the heat of his closeness, her breath hitched. As their lips touched her Emanator heart beat faster, she couldn't take the restraint in this affection any longer.

"This is too slow, I need you inside me!" Her voice was loud, far from sensual.

She lunged at him, pinning him to the ground under her. She gracefully pulling off her clothes, her blazer falling to the floor behind her as her breasts fell free. She licked her lips as she reached down for his pants and...

Then she woke up. The scream of anger, frustration and betrayal could be heard through the base.

@boomymania @kushtibokt

[eranthiss]

@boomymania replied

Basil vc: are we deadass

"Did I stutter? Don't make me repeat myself."

[fctedivided]

🔥

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion. - @boomymania.

Related a bit from this. When actors portray villains/antagonists who are disliked or even hated, it does mean that they are doing a great job. People harassing or sending hate to the actors because of that, is quite pathetic to hear, wouldn't you agree?

[velvet-voiced]

@boomymania: basil vc: are you bearphobic, boss

Pinning a sign on the wall that says: NO BEAR POKEMON.

"Not at all. Why do you ask?"