#borgestm

[klydcs]

▲ & ✉ (you pick whomst you wanna do it for)

·   * ⟨ ▲ for an instagram picture from my muse about your muse 

·   * ⟨  ✉ for three texts from my muse to yours

TEXT: i put up the bidding post

TEXT: yo bruv someone dmed me asking if they could lick mustard off your toes??

TEXT: she cute so i said yes. you’re welcome

[entitledhq]

i only accept sexts in dr. seuss rhyme form..

[klydcs]

you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne

when he’s got weak knees and knows just what to say. wow.

[wealthyhq]

from now on i only accept sexts in dr. seuss rhyme form

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