#boruto volume 3

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(Upon seeing the new Boruto volume 3 cover )

Naruto: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NIECE YOU BASTARD!

Boruto: I'm gonna kill that guy Dattebasa! *hides copy of the cover under his pillow*

Mitsuki: I think blue bandages would look better Sarada.

Inojin:Studies say that some girls who lacked a fathers presence in childhood would do that.

Chou-chou:When I said you should try to nail one of the Kiri genin that came into the village I didn't mean like that BUT DAMN IT GIRL AT LEAST COVER YOUR BUTT !

Sakura:My BABY! * cries while huging Sarada's old princess dress*

Sasuke:*activates magekyou sharingan.*

Sarada:...(thinking)What the fuck did he do to me shanaroo!

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So in Ikemoto’s head  Sasuke and Naruto are dumb as bricks compared to Sakura and Sakura is weaker than her genin daughter.

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My own take on Team 7 ‘s stats.

Sasuke:                                          Sakura

strength:130                                   Strength:190!(Assuming chakra                                                               is   considered,if it isn’t then there                                                            no way in hell her stat is 100!)

intelligence:140                               Intelligence:174

Perception:165                                perception:150

Dexterity:165                                    Dexterity:140

chakra:200                                       Chakra:173

Negotiation: 142                                Negotiation:155

Naruto:

Strength:140

Intelligence:110( He’s hokage for fuck’s sake.)

Perception:120

Dexterity:

chakra:??

Negotiations:170