No but my KINGDOM for top!Silco
Seriously.
Size kink.
But the size kink is:
"He is so large and strong and he tried to murder me. I should get to do whatever I want with him. What I want is to rail him like I'm lying track for a train between Piltover and Noxus. Face down. Ass up. Or on his back, thighs spread. Doesnt matter. Both is good."
ALTERNATIVELY!
I will take size kink top!Silco in the form of:
"Oh no, Silco is so small and delicate and I hurt him so badly. He is going to lie there and be serviced while he tells me what to do and I ride him. It's the least I can do after trying to murder him."
Or a thousand other variations where people wrap their head around the fact that a guy who is built like Beast from Beauty and the Beast can, should, must get plowed!
I super dont care how yall do it. But yall need to get have Silco fuck Vander. Immediately. Are you insane? Silco is a ruthless precise motherfucker, most ruthless and precise in all of Arcane besides like...Ambessa Medarda(who also tops pretty boys lbh)! You cannot tell me he woudlnt hammer that prostate until Vander is coming dry and crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee. You can't. I wont believe you.
But I have been in Zaundads about 15 minutes and I am already sick of smol=bottom LORG=top!
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS! YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!
Break out of the false binary!
Silco fucks! Vander gets fucked!