May 23
gawd the wolf 359 tag on ao3 is such a treat during bottom kepler week
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gawd the wolf 359 tag on ao3 is such a treat during bottom kepler week
Say it without saying it.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler Characters: Warren Kepler, Daniel Jacobi, Alana Maxwell (Wolf 359), The Plant Monster Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, Cuddle Pollen, Marathon Sex, Drugged Sex, Hand Jobs, Mildly Dubious Consent, Angst, Everyone is Bad at Feelings, Blow Jobs, Multiple Orgasms, pollen side effects including loooong orgasms, male!multiple orgasms, Shameless Smut, eventually they're both getting fucked everywhere but this is just chapter one, say thank you to the plant monster for the viagra kepcobi, the hephaestus has gravity, I will add tags as they become relevant - Freeform Summary:
They both caught their breath in unison, staring at their hands as though they were alien appendages. The same tingling, pleasurable feeling coursed between them, and Kepler curled his fingers around Jacobi's, his heart racing at how good it felt. It was like a continuous, subtle charge straight to the aching core of his arousal, and he never wanted it to end.
Nothing he'd ever experienced was like this. He should be freaking out, but it felt so *right*.
“Sir...” Kepler looked up at Jacobi's awestruck voice. Their eyes met, and Kepler saw that his pupils were blown wide. “What is this?”
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Kepler and Jacobi hunt the plant monster, but trigger its newly evolved defence mechanism: a cloud of pollen that allows it to escape. Unfortunately, the agents inhale a little too much of this pollen, and are helpless to resist its dizzying effects...
Set just before the plant monster's untimely demise in canon.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler Characters: Daniel Jacobi, Warren Kepler Additional Tags: Hypothermia, First Aid, Warren Kepler is a Blanket Burrito, Huddling For Warmth, Bottom Warren Kepler, Power Bottom, Service Top, Top Daniel Jacobi, Grumpy Kepler Follows Medical Advice Grudgingly, Jacobi as Exasperated Medic, Pre-Canon Series: Part 4 of Theta's Bottom Kepler Week 2026 Summary:
When Warren Kepler finds himself outnumbered on a mission, his only method of escape is to dive into a freezing river in February. Unsurprisingly, hypothermia ensues, and Jacobi is tasked with the unenviable mission of getting his commanding officer warm again, while trying to figure out why a disoriented Kepler keeps hitting on him...
Written for Bottom Kepler Week 2026, for the prompts 'honesty', 'first time', and 'sharing a bed'.
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“I thought you were pretty quick to get my pants off back there,” Kepler slurred wearily.
“Sure, because I've always wanted to fuck an ice sculpture,” Jacobi shot back, braking a little too hard when he almost missed the turn-off he needed.
“'Mmm warmer th'n you think.”
“No, you're really not.”
Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler Characters: Warren Kepler, Daniel Jacobi, Alana Maxwell (Wolf 359), The Plant Monster Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, Cuddle Pollen, Marathon Sex, Drugged Sex, Hand Jobs, Mildly Dubious Consent, Angst, Everyone is Bad at Feelings, Blow Jobs, Multiple Orgasms, pollen side effects including loooong orgasms, male!multiple orgasms, Shameless Smut, say thank you to the plant monster for the viagra kepcobi, the hephaestus has gravity, References to Addiction, Bottom Warren Kepler, Top Warren Kepler, Bottom daniel jacobi, Top Daniel Jacobi, Switching, Mutual Pining, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Showering Together, Wet Dream, Dubious Science, Maxwell as Relationship Therapist, Light Bondage, Blindfolds Series: Part 3 of Theta's Bottom Kepler Week 2026 Summary:
They both caught their breath in unison, staring at their hands as though they were alien appendages. The same tingling, pleasurable feeling coursed between them, and Kepler curled his fingers around Jacobi's, his heart racing at how good it felt. It was like a continuous, subtle charge straight to the aching core of his arousal, and he never wanted it to end.
Nothing he'd ever experienced was like this. He should be freaking out, but it felt so *right*.
“Sir...” Kepler looked up at Jacobi's awestruck voice. Their eyes met, and Kepler saw that his pupils were blown wide. “What is this?”
--
Kepler and Jacobi hunt the plant monster, but trigger its newly evolved defence mechanism: a cloud of pollen that allows it to escape. Unfortunately, the agents inhale a little too much of this pollen, and are helpless to resist its dizzying effects...
Set just before the plant monster's untimely demise in canon.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler Characters: Daniel Jacobi, Warren Kepler Additional Tags: Outdoor Sex, Sex on a Car, Quickies, Praise Kink, Competency Kink, Top Daniel Jacobi, Bottom Warren Kepler, Established Relationship, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering Summary:
Written very quickly for Bottom Kepler Week 2026, for the prompts 'begging' and 'competency kink'.
Jacobi isn't above appreciating his commanding officer's finesse in the field.
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“I'll be quick for now. Then later, when we're safe, I'll be slow.”
Kepler groaned against his lips as Jacobi kissed him, hot and hard. It was always a wonder to Jacobi that just after the end of a mission, he'd become so wonderfully biddable, as though he needed to throw off the commander role and become the exact opposite.
I'm terrible at challenge weeks but I think I'm going to have four whole fics for Bottom Kepler week (or two, the second having three chapters/three prompts).
Did I cook with This Kepler/Eiffel rare pair triptych? you bet your bippy I did
It's only one week until my birthday and only two weeks until @bottomkeplerweek starts, and of the two, I'm more excited to post this porn than I am to eat a dry cupcake and be reminded of my mortality.